Haze

the future's uncertain and the end is always near!

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. has 25 games left to not go a full season without a home run in Toronto. I cannot believe that's a sentence I just wrote.

[World Hockey Report @worldhockeyrpt]

One of my favourite Celebrini clips.

[joe @axijj]

The year is 2013
I’m creating a dick and balls emblem on BO2

The year is 2026
I’m creating a dick and balls emblem on BO2

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

Please god do not ask Rudy Gobert about Hantavirus

[Haze @hazennism]

@ArashMadani The dude has been and always will be a setup man. He doesn't have closer qualifications

[NHL @NHL]

Macklin Celebrini's final tally in his 19-year-old season:

82 games
45 goals
70 assists
115 points

Ridiculous 🤯

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

bro 💀

[Haze @hazennism]

@Kevinjg2016 @BlueJays Lol he's not even going to be in a Jays uniform by September 🤣

[Haze @hazennism]

@TheRealSoxChic @BlueJays A quick Google search of his baseball reference page says otherwise🤣

[Haze @hazennism]

@Kevinjg2016 @BlueJays a good bat? Since when is batting .212 good? He has a lifetime BA of .245 and his OBP is not that great either... Doesn't steal bases. Has a career average OPS+ under 1 which, in case you're unfamiliar, means he's a below average hitter.

[shakir.xlsx @sanlosesharks]

Macklin Celebrini becomes Carey Price’s first-ever teammate with 100 points #GoHabsGo

[Haze @hazennism]

@Netflix this scoreboard for @Yankees & @SFGiants is horrendous

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Dylan Crews optioned to Triple-A by the Nationals.

[NHL @NHL]

WOOOOOW 😱

WILLIAM EKLUND WITH A GOAL YOU'LL HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE!

[JD Bunkis @JDBunkis]

Biggest fluke in sports history.

Congrats to the Americans. Never beat Sid when it counted and needed a 3-on-3 bounce

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

Bo Bichette and the Mets are reportedly in agreement on a three-year contract.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Stephen A. Smith: “We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk”

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Congratulations to the Carolina Panthers for reaching the playoffs with an 8-9 record. Of course, if MLB ever had a team in the postseason with a .471 winning percentage, they’d never hear the end of it!