Allie 📝

i miss when gerard way would post literally whatever they thought on twitter || she/her

[Allie 📝 @hazethots]

@akmongs_ thank you for reading and for your kind words 🥰

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it’s the most wonderful time of the year (martinelli’s sparkling cider at the store)

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*that partner

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@amandaveyart the one 💁🏻‍♀️ paw

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cool that clears it up thanks

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if your name is lauren dennard and you changed your 949 area code phone number about 5 years ago please sort your legal shit out bc the DA’s office of sacramento keeps calling me k thnx

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@amandaveyart i would walk on lava for this kitty

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i paid off my car loan please clap

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pro tip parchment paper does NOT like your broiler and will catch on fire about it

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i love you heating pad

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@robinelizabth correct! when harry met sally is a new years movie

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i wrote a piece for this about seeing them four times in a row at the forum :) highly recommend snagging a copy! super stacked lineup of talented folks

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this hurt my feelings arco

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i’m opposed to high speed rail bc when my lover sees me off at the platform on my journey to start my new life at the end of our romantic arc + they realize i’m the love of their life + they try to run after my train it’ll be three states over already and i will die alone

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shoutout to the couple behind me in line at target who were buying plan B and two big packs of diapers

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@IMDATAGIRL @pawgressive777 @100pelectronica QUEEN

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i’m in my “i wanna quit my job” era

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shouts out to @IMDATAGIRL for a shirt design that looks normal on big boobs 🥰 an ally for the cantaloupe chest community

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what if i had a styx phase

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@IMDATAGIRL damn that’s crazy you’re the tallest four year old i’ve ever met