Haley

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

Credit to shoe show. I want these so bad. http://t.co/CrPpUIze

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/SotgolWy

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/poxCx5M8

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

It'd be so funny if you were all really following me.
I'd sing the mission impossible theme and try and hide in a supermarket.

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch and your arms be too short to scratch.

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

Ok. That's it. If I can't find an awesome baby name soon I'm gonna call this baby fuckface mcchuckypants.

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/eRjBUleq

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

So when does the glowing part of pregnancy start?

Coz right now I just want to rip off your head and puke down your throat.

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

Haha the cone of shame. http://t.co/rlyqxOpC

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/nCbhYhQ0

[towards pumpkin. @TowardsPumpkin]

Life is like a plane crash. You die at the end. And if you manage to survive it, you die later anyway.

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

So pregnancy hey...... I guess I shouldn't chase these painkillers with a bottle of tequila then?

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

Did you exchange a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/jBll7NHR

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

It's so true http://t.co/xdROQxYv

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

My new friend at work http://t.co/d69GfuQL

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/mtv2ZT4Z

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

3 hot cakes but only 2 butters.

It just seems so wrong.

[Haley @hazeyhaley]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/iVF010sS