Scott Hazdra

Fixer of broken electrons, cloud doctor, security purveyor, packet gatherer, teacher of compliance. Pilot, painter, poet.

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@wolflovers__ What will you do with the money if you get it?

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@wolflovers__ Hello from the Bosque.

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@XfinitySupport Can your website be any fing more slow?

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@BMO Unlikely, but i'll try

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@BMO You literally told me I have to go into a branch to pay off a LOC, can't be done online or via phone. Do you understand why I'm closing everything related to you and no longer accepting payments from clients that use your "bank"? #fail

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@AskCiti Only 44 mintues on hold to talk to a customer service representative. Great work!

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@Spotify Why do songs just randomly repeat on playlists? This is getting tedious.

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How about playing 505 by the @ArcticMonkeys @wonc891

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Any idea why there is some much crosstalk during song and announcement transitions on #tuneinradio? Been this way for several months now. @kcrcollegeradio

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@AlexSelbyB Bet no one remembers the Sears Baby-roasting BBQ ad from a million years ago.

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@realTrumpNewsX #SecDef

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Nudes are outdated. Show me a video of you tending to a garden, so I can be sure we're still gonna eat of the g acts up.

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There is a difference among those who remember where they went to sleep and where they woke up when it wasn't the same.

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@mistressmatisse May i ask you a question in DM? Not about you obviously. A dilemma. Of a friend of course :-P

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I spent my entire day trying to figure out how to not compare myself to anyone else I've met or read about.

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@elonmusk Well done

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There was a time where you could steal a sorority composite and they would have to have a social with your house to get it back.

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@fuckyouiquit Sorry, who promised what to whom?

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@BoomRivers @GriffinRushton And other the other places where you hand over a physical DL... airport TSA, rental car, bar, etc. Still need both.

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@MoonJoggers Any chance I'll get the swag from my completed event? It's been a month.