Hazos

[Hazos @hazos1]

@MrStache9 Um my neighbor's two doors down walk their angry old dog and try my car's door handle to see if it's locked.

I sit on my porch and set off the car alarm and point at the camera.

Next day = same groundhog day dystopia.

[Hazos @hazos1]

@Krommsan @yegwave And then they move here and vote. 🤮

[Hazos @hazos1]

@YourAnonNews It’s the six fingers. That’s always a giveaway

[Brattani @Bratt_world]

@CraigBaird This pic is so epic

[Hazos @hazos1]

@SheilaGunnReid They used a version of ‘explode’ twice in a single sentence.

The pool of cbc scare words is rather shallow.

[Hazos @hazos1]

@KevinInABQ

[Patriotic 🇺🇸 Roomba @ctdonath]

@hazos1 @FromKulak Would be fitting if AI rendered a finished form.

[Hazos @hazos1]

@GBNEWS @elliecostelloTV Why? The oil shock is going to be tragic when the reserves are at bottom.

[Hazos @hazos1]

@DavidStaplesYEG Cartier makes a heck of a case for France. (We'll pretend that Cabot was French).

Not a good enough case.

Heia Norge. 🇳🇴

[Hazos @hazos1]

@GBNEWS She was born in 70 places? Mother must've been labour...so much labour.

[Hazos @hazos1]

@TPostMillennial Heroes wear pride capes. Our is it heroines?? Wait, what's the non-binary term for this thing Seattle did?

[Hazos @hazos1]

@BrianRoemmele Have we asked Grawk?

[Hazos @hazos1]

@FromKulak The real dune movie is Jadorowsky's. And all we got is a documentary.

[Hazos @hazos1]

@Sol01535299Solo

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a better basis for a system of government than career politicians, PAC money, and the CIA.

[Hazos @hazos1]

@cmaconthehill The fact that it became overcrowded and they used entrenching tools from the WWI dioramarama to seek safety is the chefs kiss.

[Hazos @hazos1]

@sarkonakj I’m so old I remember when they sprayed kerosene on ponds and sloughs to keep the mosquitos down.

I’m fine.

[cow @cowincrisis]

DELETE THIS

[Hazos @hazos1]

@LibertyCappy That’s the sound of my bank balance racing to zero.

[ArtOtter @LordOtter]

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