Harry

If you don't stand for anything, you fall for everything

[Harry @hazztweets]

Never forget when we wanted signings and we got sign ings instead

[Harry @hazztweets]

I don’t want to get too excited, but with the signings we’ve made it’s hard not to

[Harry @hazztweets]

@_sianfh @gothdecirque Disagree on the moral stuff, agree with the dog part

[Harry @hazztweets]

@SimeonxJarrett Honestly I’d make him retire

[Harry @hazztweets]

Kendrick Lamar playing “Not like us” five times in a row is the level of petty I aspire to

[Harry @hazztweets]

Why is BBL Drizzy the beat of the year. Metro didn’t need to go that hard

[Harry @hazztweets]

When I’m on a tube full of people and a pregnant woman looks in my direction for my seat

[Harry @hazztweets]

Me all week in Jamaica

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit

Me, 15 minutes later:

[Harry @hazztweets]

I wish Charlie Murphy was there. It would’ve been great to hear him tell this story

[Boss @_ValTown_]

Michael Jackson and Prince were at a James Brown concert in 1983. James called up Michael mid performance to sing. Michael suggested that Prince be brought up as well, knowing Prince was high.

Prince embarrassed himself, then tried to run Michael over in the parking lot.

THREAD BELOW @_ValTown_

[Harry @hazztweets]

Seriously come on guys

[The Independent @Independent]

Prince William named 'sexiest bald man of 2023' according to study https://t.co/OEM9n7eETL

[Harry @hazztweets]

I miss the old M&S, straight from the 'Go M&S

[Harry @hazztweets]

My grandparents friends made us this card when we got married, and it never fails to make me laugh

[Harry @hazztweets]

Final one of the year

[Harry @hazztweets]

When it’s a bank holiday and you say see you next Tuesday to your colleagues

[Harry @hazztweets]

Off all the bookies to use, he decided to go for betway. What a muppet

[Harry @hazztweets]

The way Moyes hasn’t signed a single player and we’re about to lose any talent we have left, I’d happily settle for 11th

[george @StokeyyG2]

A Supercomputer has predicted the Premier League 23/24 table.

These were the results…

[Harry @hazztweets]

The boy's a liar

[Harry @hazztweets]

Every single Drake feature ever

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

Name a time a feature ruined the track 🤔

[Harry @hazztweets]

The fact that Jesse Lingard could’ve been in European winning squad, and now he’s just a TikTok dancer with no team, is pretty amusing

[Harry @hazztweets]

Electric atmosphere #COYI

[Harry @hazztweets]

West Ham are massive