Henry

[Henry @hb43679]

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

[Henry @hb43679]

@marna_pieksies. Baie lief vir jou ook!!!

[Henry @hb43679]

The Brazilian Wandering Spider's bite can cause an erection that lasts for 4 hours.@MJT5305@Juan_Goosen

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

The difference between: like, love, and in love is the same as the difference between for now, for a while, & forever!

[Henry @hb43679]

Be with someone who won’t stay mad at you, who can’t stand not talking to you, and who’s afraid of losing you."@marna_pieksies

[Henry @hb43679]

"@NotCommonFactz: An orgasm can burn 100 calories."

[Henry @hb43679]

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: What for?

Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for."

[Henry @hb43679]

"@SteveStfler: Most women's G-Spots are located about two inches inside your wallet."@deon_vivier @MJT5305 @Juan_Goosen

[Henry @hb43679]

"@LifeCheates: When girls say, “ I never do this” it means she probably does it all the time."@marna_pieksies

[Henry @hb43679]

"@SteveStfler: We call half our friends by their last name. Especially in sports."@Juan_Goosen

[Henry @hb43679]

"@UnusuaIFactPage: Laughter strengthens relationships. Couples who laugh together are more likely to stay together longer."@marna_pieksies

[Antisocial+ @antisocialPlus]

When a guy is walking funny:

10% He's injured.
90% He's trying to unstick his balls from his leg.

[Henry @hb43679]

"@WankersComplete: If you're lonely tonight lads. http://t.co/p2PUVU8qDx"@deon_vivier

[Henry @hb43679]

"@mikeyspies: "@TedOfficialPage: Bikinis expose 90% of a woman's body, so as a gentleman I only stare at the 10% that's covered."@MJT5305

[Henry @hb43679]

"@mikeyspies: "@TedOfficialPage: Bikinis expose 90% of a woman's body, so as a gentleman I only stare at the 10% that's covered."@MJ5305

[Henry @hb43679]

@deon_vivier poepol!!!!!!!!!!!

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

[Henry @hb43679]

: Men: Uses love to get sex.
Women: Uses sex to get love.
Me: Uses coupons to get pizza."@MJT5305 @deon_vivier @elandre_strydom

[Henry @hb43679]

@MJT5305 haha maybe haha