@LittleDebbie Could we please get a variety pack of oatmeal cream pies, Swiss rolls, zebra cakes, and nutty buddy’s? Like 3 of each. Thanks in advance. Love you, girl.
Well I was just informed that my precious little boy took it upon himself to smack his daycare teacher on the ass and say “FAT BOOTYYY”
This is 1000% Jace’s fault
IGUANAS officially fell... as did the temp in Miami. Down to 40 now, wind chill 33. Coldest temp in more than 9 years... don’t worry, 80 is back Friday. 📸:@WPLGLocal10 h/t @SamWnek
Reminders for 2020:
-wear sunscreen
-pee after sex
-VOTE!
-reverse racism isn’t real
-$18 salads aren’t worth it
-expensive toilet paper IS worth it
-loneliness is never a good reason to be in a relationship
-you have a really nice butt