Aquifer of Secrets

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

10 fav topics:
1. Current state of the breeze
2. My flaws
3. Cows (car topic only)
4. Reading out words on signs
5. Taco Bell
6. Bodies are weird
7. It’s wild to live in the modern era
8. Would you rather
9. Pork products (assorted)
10. Yes, but here’s why they did that, probably

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

My Karenification is brutally descending…I now fully walk into people who slow down at the end of escalators.

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

“Oh, you know how to do it already.” My grandma, a little bit shocked as she interrupted the beginning of her own lecture on how I should use the water spigot on the fridge.

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

@lydsobau The reason why we never let dad hold the phone when we are showing him someone.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

me: ok im for real going to go to bed early tonight

my brain: hey so unfortunately you gotta research what kind of whale is the biggest whale

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

@TheLincoln Hello Harry Potter, my name is Tom Riddle.

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

Train is stalled in the 1 bar service spot. Too crowded to reach for my book. This tweet is from the past.

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

I get more done in the 10 minutes after I was supposed to leave for somewhere than in any other part of any day.

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

Wilted, but Doable
An autobiography
Of me
And the rainbow chard I hopefully bought at the farmer’s market last weekend before heading out of town for a week

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

At a casino bar in between a man who just gave me $20 and a couple on a 2nd(?) date in which the guy has been complaining about his friend Dylan’s flakiness and gambling for 25 minutes.

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

Update: received a voucher for a meal in the airport. Chose doughnut. 🍩

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

Cool news 🎶
the return flight on this trip is also full of adventures. Severe thunderstorms grounded every plane in Nashville, so we’re on delay number 4. We’ll see how it goes!

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

The car rental place was closed by the time the flight reached the gate.
Another one was open, though.
Hopped in a Toyota Tacoma, scooped up the nice Bosnian-Virginian woman who also had to make it to KY for morning meetings, and we made it here by 3:30 am, no problems. Easy.

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

A remarkable travel day
4:20am walked out the door for 6am flight.
Arrived in Charlotte 30 min early for my 4 hour layover. (There’s only 2 flights a day to my Kentucky destination).
6:30 pm flight got delayed, communicated only by an update on the board.
7:45 2nd quiet delay

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

We landed 20 min ago, but the guide people are nowhere to be seen, so we’re looking at our gate from 2 plane-lengths away. This poor pilot just said “folks, I don’t know what to tell you. This is embarrassing. I think it’s bad karma and everyone should be careful getting home.”

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

@Cait_Currie Just landed in Nashville! From here, we’ll see.

[Aquifer of Secrets @hbaubau]

My insta/TikTok algorithms are pushing me to have a 2nd kid. W/ my wife. Since my border collies are doing so well in their agility & my infant is now a toddler. My twitter feed is a hateful warcrime alligator attack porn and crypto hellscape. And I swear I only asked for crypto.