Hannah Hoff

If the whole world was blind, how many people would you impress?

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

6PM is dct5e

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

@GuyFieri when is the teacher's episode of GGG? I want to come to Flavor Town!

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

Me: this gas station is kind of sketchy
Cody: yeah, one time I came here and they were out of gas

[Heather Schilling @Schilling28]

@hbdeubner

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

Why did I tell my husband that I would clean today?

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

@Schilling28 I miss you!!! ❤❤ I need to make a trip your way soon

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

I had my whole outfit planned out in my head and now I can't find the freaking skirt I was going to wear. I'm so annoyed

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

Days like today have me thinking about whether I want a drink or a nap #bothplease 😴🍸

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

Update: I've spent so much time on these that I am defitnely too extra. Now to pick a design, change it 15 more times, and then make 20 more 😅

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

If someone can't find name tags for their classroom that they like and instead design their own, does that make them too extra of just the right amount of extra? Asking for myself.

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

My dog is SO dramatic. He literally refuses to come upstairs and then barks so I think something is wrong and come downstairs just to pet him

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

When I decide to watch Netflix before bed, I might fall asleep after only 5 minutes or I might force myself to stop watching after 3 hours. It's really anyone's guess.

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

I NEED to clean. But I just want to sit on the couch and do nothing.

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

Me: If you want to get a gift, I need new sunglasses. Mine broke the other day.
Cody: I have a pair that I found at work the other day you can have. They're Spiderman, so they're pretty cool.

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

Cody and I ordered 2 burritos, a quesadilla, and a crunchwrap from Taco Bell. They gave us 33 packets of sauce.

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

I made Cody fish for dinner. He put cheese on it and had a glass of red wine with it. Somebody come get him.

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

Whenever I see drama unfolding on Facebook that has nothing to do with me

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

Today is the first parade in our town since we moved into our house, but we didn't plan to go. Apparently they line up down our street, so we are going to see it whether we want to or not.

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

My husband: You never take out the trash. I always have to do it.
Also my husband: I don't understand how to open this new trash bag. Which end is the top?

[Hannah Hoff @hbdeubner]

I walked outside after school today and thought "wow, its cooler out here than it was in my classroom." I got in my car and it said it was 79°. They really need to fix the A/C at my school.