Harald Bjorøy

Enterprise Architect at Sparebanken Vest. Love the sea and Greece, Paros in particular.

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@unclebobmartin It is sad what you are doing to your legacy and reputation. I used to respect you, even if I didn't always agree with you.

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

Here’s the thing folks. I’ve been coding 32 years. When something like this happens it’s an organizational failure. Yes, some human wrote a bad line. Someone can “git blame” and point to a human and it’s awful. But it’s the testing, the Cl/CD, the A/B testing, the metered rollouts, an oh shit button to roll it back, the code coverage, the static analysis tools, the code reviews, the organizational health, and on and on. It’s always one line of code but it’s NEVER one person. Implying inclusion policies caused a bug is simplistic, reductive, and racist. Engineering is a team sport. Inclusion makes for good teams. Good engineering practices makes for good software. Engineering practices failed to find a bug multiple times, regardless of the seniority of the human who checked that code in. Solving the larger system thinking SDLC matters more than the null pointer check. This isn’t a “git gud C++ is hard” issue and it damn well isn’t an DEI one.

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@StephenKing Thanks. Just finished Dreamcatcher, so; Carrie next. Thank you for the superb stories! ❤️

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@StephenKing Started it today on audible :-)

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@PIXIES Hey! Where have you been?

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@jonskeet Did you misplace your midi-devices?

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@leastprivilege Ok. I'll grab a beer and watch it. First three minutes seems interesting.

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@ChristianSloper Så... Du gjorde det i fjor og? Should we consider ourselves cursed? ;-) Håpar på eit supert 2021 for alle!

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@ChristianSloper Godt nyttår!

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@OHege Engelskspråklege seier jo kåffi. Ikkje så sært.

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@leastprivilege Same in Norway. Then again, the numbers are low, and rules are adjusted every week. I believe on public transport and in crowded places it will be mandated fairly soon.

[theBreeders @thebreeders]

On Sunday April 26 at 10pm BST / 5pm EST, we’ll be joining @Tim_Burgess for a playback of ‘Last Splash’ as part of #timstwitterlisteningparty with Sea Change / @driftrecordshop. We’ll be listening along and sharing some stories. Follow along here and @josephinewiggs @kelleydeal

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@leastprivilege @torresdal @klingsen Could be worse! Promises of warmer weather this week.

[Harald Bjorøy @hbjoroy]

@leastprivilege @torresdal @klingsen Yes, something weird is happening.

[Daniel Probst @[email protected] @skepteis]

It's going to start soon.

[Dominick Baier @leastprivilege]

Need a jumpstart with authentication & authorisation in https://t.co/1oRXnG2OhE Core 3?

I am running a 2 day workshop online next week.

Sign up here:
https://t.co/lH4KJWzvDX

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

All these video calls all day during this crisis as has been heartening. Was on a call with 6 people and half had kids wander in and end up joining the call and sitting next to them. I love everything about this and I hope we keep it when it’s over. We can be pros and humans both

[Dominick Baier @leastprivilege]

I am running an ONLINE version of our “Identity & Access Control for modern Apps using https://t.co/1oRXnG2OhE Core 3” workshop

1st/2nd April
https://t.co/lH4KJWzvDX

and 21st/22nd April
https://t.co/qcariBXufH

Cu there!!!!

[kristin hersh @kristinhersh]

pre-order new Throwing Muses at https://t.co/pzsBJ0R2L2