Heather Leonardi

Love dogs, have 10,000 hours in immersive, mixed-reality interactive simulations, and possess the superpower of being invisible to automatic soap dispensers.

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

#DefendingGotham #CatSignal #toona #toonaballoona #toonieballonie #tooniferballoonifer #tooniferaniston #catsofnyc #catsoftheuws #superherocats #citykitty

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

You guys. The fact that, upon getting his vaccine, Arnold was quoted saying “Come with me if you want to live” when “I’LL BE BACCINATED” could’ve happened just further reinforces that this maybe isn’t the right planet for me... #Illbebaccinated #terminator #arnoldschwarzenegger

[The Perfect Pooch NYC @pooch_nyc]

Animals can be such perfect little goobers and we love their very different and specific personalities. Using emojis, describe your pet’s personality. Bonus points for adding a picture of your fur baby, too! #theperfectpoochnyc #uwspetcare #uespetcare #hireapetcarepro

[The Perfect Pooch NYC @pooch_nyc]

Saturday is CATurday! #internationalcatday #CATurday #nyccats #catsofnyc #catsoftheues #nyccatsitter #uescatsitter #citykittysitters #uwscatsitting #uescatsitting #nyccatcare #hireapetcarepro #catsitter #catsitterlife #nyccatsitter #uespetcare #theperfectpoochnyc

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

@pooch_nyc 🤪🤡😍

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

@ActorSchmactor Ugh. SO GOOD!! 💜😂

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

The sound of the glass shattering was spectacular. Then I thought to myself “the mustard is my hero” and a single tear slid down my cheek. How’s your self isolation also I miss humans also #mustardstrong and #thingsthatmademecrythisweek 🤷‍♀️

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

Thanks, neighborhood grocery store. Glad we can recreate the flavor, but I’m more after an option for *proximity*. #quarantine #single #quarantingle

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

Day 7. I keep using this cadence and delivery to proclaim “I took A SHOWER!” I believe the end of my sanity is nigh.

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

As an emotional person in a rocky place in today’s climate, I find myself just walking around the streets of NYC openly weeping because I can’t touch my face to wipe the tears away. This has garnered many awkward looks and not nearly as many dates as I’d hoped.

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

@ComedicactorAli #soater4evah!

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

The kind look on the face of woman on the train who keeps gently rolling the walker back to the elderly gentleman across from her when he falls asleep in his seat and accidentally lets go of it.
#thingsthatmademecrythisweek

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

@TheRealDASmoot and @operahockeyguy are two of the most wonderful people I know. So grateful to have caught up with them in the city! 💜 #manfulstride

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

@TheRealDASmoot @operahockeyguy The manful-est of all strides! 💜

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

Good golly, how I love these fellas!

[Myke Cole @MykeCole]

Ancient writing systems:

Linear A - Undeciphered. Minoan script.

Cardi B - Largely deciphered, some verses still impenetrable.

Jay Z - Fully deciphered. Believed to be “love language.”

Tenacious D - Undeciphered. So named for its clay tablets’ resistance to the elements.

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

Saw #JoJoRabbit again a few nights ago. Found it just as delightful and moving the second time.

Life is Beautiful meets Anne Frank meets Calvin and Hobbes.

@TaikaWaititi is a goddamn treasure.

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

#thingsthatmademecrythisweek

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This 10-year-old boy with autism became verbal after getting an Iron Man helmet. Today he meets @RobertDowneyJr ❤

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

Need shredded cheese accidentally flung about your kitchen/hallway in an approximate six foot radius?
I’ve just learned: I‘M YOUR GAL!

[Heather Leonardi @hbleonardi]

#picklebacks