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took a look in the mirror said whats up

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I will never love a man as much as I love wills northwoods inn

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Why did they call her thumbalina

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My dad asked a waiter if he was the devil last night because he asked him if he wanted an espresso martini

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@AceChiSports @Brewers @Vybrent Cry

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@catsbeingweirds She doesn’t know she exists

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@CyrtHogg And then what happened

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@nba

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And on today of all days ???

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Nick Wiese (Chicago, IL) - huge Trump guy

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@ZPap_20 Hbd!!!!

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I wanna know so bad what or who this was about

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Oh my god! I forgot to care

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@miseblock No it’s gonna taste just as sugary as it does from the bottle twerp

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@seeesaw_ He’s a robot

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God get me on Love Island just begging for a high life floating on a inner tube in the pool stirring up drama

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@RobbyRob451 WNBA 🚀

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@swiftfairy_13 Definitely!

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This was like four some years ago and I can pee fine now but what the heck was that about ????

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Just remembered when I went to the doc and told them I thought I had a uti and they asked me to pee in a cup & I couldn’t (because that’s why I thought I had a uti) so they sent me home for four hours to pee and I came back empty handed and they laughed and called me “urine girl”

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@kemimarie Begging