lil slug

[wint @dril]

currently seeking buyers for "Zonked in the Pecker" thw only sit com where the wife punchs her husband in the dick at least once per episode

[lil slug @HBMarshy]

@BradleyJames106 @SiySportsNews gaaaahpahahahhahahaha

[👽 @LILMAYO]

need a nice succ

[wint @dril]

(dismissing waitress handing me the check with a hand wave) no thank you. i dont believe in any of that

[Jme @JmeBBK]

WHO'S GETTING BURSE TONIGHT?

[lil slug @HBMarshy]

hey im buzz and these are my melvins

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

The Electoral College just selected Episode I as the best Star Wars movie ever

[wint @dril]

Maybe the phones get smart enough.. They will do the yapping, for us !

[wint @dril]

eating 1/2 lb of beef boulougnase and getting roid rage from it

[chip malfunction @online_shawn]

Death is a lot less scary if you call it "space vacation"

[wint @dril]

fellas... you know i dont ask for much... but my fake US embassy in Ghana just got shut down and i dont know if i can make rent next month,

[Chevy Woods @CHEVYWOODS]

I always clean my plate after dinner

[lil slug @HBMarshy]

@BradleyJames106 got dam Xboxone head bwoi https://t.co/xbTX23kyXB

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Bass

[lil slug @HBMarshy]

@BillGates can I have 6400000000000£ ?

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

As the coins trickled through the coinstar machine I knew this first date was going great

[lil slug @HBMarshy]

@torskinner where u goin

[👽 @LILMAYO]

who hungover