Every time it's announced that an episode was written by Sara Hess, the gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath to see what kind of SA scenes Alicent has been given
Me : doc I think I have testicular torsion
Doctor : that is NOT possible you are a female
Me : please check my balls doctor
Doctor : *turns to you, the viewer* Did you imagine me as a "man doctor" while you were reading this?