Beach Dad

Dad, quasi house-husband and engineer (the math kind, not the choo choo kind). Mostly bad tweets but a handful are GOLD.

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@laurenboebert Good line, did George Santos write it for you?

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@tedlieu @dheatherd2 @Santos4Congress Nobody’s having more fun right now than my congressman @tedlieu, and I’m loving it. Thank you!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr I seriously only hear about trans issues from republican trolls.

THEY ALWAYS HATE ON TRANS PEOPLE WHEN THEY NEED TO HIDE SOMETHING ELSE.

Monday should be good for Justice and Morality then….

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@DonaldJTrumpJr And hopefully, criminals to jail.

LAW AND ORDER!

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@JRubinBlogger @grantstern Really tough to gerrymander the entire country.

NOTE: not impossible. #ThanksSCOTUS

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@MuellerSheWrote I feel like @DirkSchwenk has the right guess on this; leak to get ahead of the more damaging truth.

Either way, more shit news for the former guy.

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@elonmusk All good, but what about your Tesla shareholders? Are you acting in their best interest?

Not to mention your backers from the corrupt kingdom of Saudi Arabia. What happens when they ask you to come to an embassy?

Mohammed Bin Salmon wants America to fail. I say America first.

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@elonmusk FREE SPEECH!!

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@donjustino @Popehat If only karma was instant

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@gregkellyusa Heard this before @gregkellyusa, but never in court. Weird, almost like it’s a lie.

Do you swear under penalty of perjury @gregkellyusa that:

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@MuellerSheWrote My guess: AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

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@laurenboebert @elonmusk Good thing this tweet isn’t electing… anyone

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@laurenboebert @elonmusk Cool, democracy it is then?

Funny, there is no twitter requirement to show ID…

@laurenboebert @elonmusk

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@Popehat I don’t wish Ben anything other than Karma.

You reap what you sow

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@elonmusk @elonmusk are you doing some weird Monopoly Man dunk on humanity?

Actually, I don’t really care since it’s just twitter. Should have bought Meta Bro.

Your “wealth” is fleeting; your vanity is forever.

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@elonmusk That’s rich!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr

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@DanRather @StevenBritt13 There is shade and then there is Dan Rather shade. Well done, thank you sir.

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@RepMTG Somebody is having big feelings. Maybe unplug for a bit?

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@Surf672 Um, forgive me but have you been on planet Earth the last few years?