LowerChufftonHC

Fictitious Tw account of a Hockey Club. We have zero adult teams; and a non existent, but healthy, juniors section. Our local rivals are Upper Chuffton HC.

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

Hi @HockeyWriters1 - can you publish a list of your voting group in the spirit of democracy? Also can you publicise your governing body - if any? Would be great to see some transparency

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

@EnglandHockey Same here. I’ll not miss my opportuinty to be treated by the security staff like a criminal and have to pay £10 quid to a franchisee selling 5 soggy chips in a tray as ‘no healthy food allowed’ at the home of hockey…

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

@EnglandShockey @EnglandHockey @DUHC1 @ExeterUniHC They have hired that bloke from F1 who successfully managed that 2021 season - Encyclopaedic knowledge of the rules…until it doesn’t suit…

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

@EnglandHockey Whats the going rate?

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

MEMBERS: Top Tip - if you fancy a sausage roll from @GreggsOfficial remember to wear a crash helmet to get served faster #screwedUpBusinessModel

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

Thats the @EnglandHockey GMS team in for a few to celebrate a successful project wrap up bonus. Prosecco all round! They shared a pic of their achievements…don’t see what everyone is complaining about…oh wait

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

Thats our new MultiMedia TV up and active. Loving the ‘field’ hockey stream out of the US. We’ve seen games with Tigers, Brown & Black Bears, Lobsters, Huskies, Wolves, Seahawks, Eagles, Bob Cats and Blue Hens. Flo reckons that saves a half term trip to the zoo with the juniors

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

@WalesLadiesHock @thedragflick Not sure about heritage - but Flo is known to be a fan of a few Leeks behind the pitch shed on a Saturday

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

@Theracketeer1 @WalesLadiesHock Kids don’t they are born these days. Welling up here…#palmDownAnAerial

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

Bit quiet this morning whilst junior training on and the Short Matt bowls squad warm up with Ralgex. Just catching up on the last minutes from @EnglandHockey board https://t.co/iEjLVcjYiY Great to see they released payment for GMS - £2.50 well spent

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

@SurbitonHC @ColinPike2 @SurbitonL1s @EnglandHockey @FIH_Hockey Where are the honours for the 1000’s of volunteers globally, like Colin, who make the wheels of our sport turn and inflated governing body salaries flowing?

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

ANNOUNCEMENT: Due to COVID staff shortages, will first team players using the new Stamina Conditioning facility please remember to return their empty glasses to the bar. Thanks for your co-operation

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

@EnglandHockey @StaffordHockey No, but Sheffield Builders HC did dispute one of our Umpire’s long corner decisions…@SheffBankersHC

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

Members! Club chef Thelma has done it again with a delicious and shortage busting Xmas dinner menu. Only £95 a head with one glass of wine - treat yourself and your better half - sign up at the bar #holidaysAreComing

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

@FIH_Hockey @PolytanAP We vote for the magic skill that hides a corrupt process with a facade of democracy. Top work. FIH all the way #getRealFIH

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

@FIH_Hockey Congrats to Team India. The Belarus squad thought they had it sown up so just goes to show if you stump up that little bit extra…#getRealFIH

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

BREAKING: ⁦@EnglandHockey⁩ reveal latest upgrade to GMS system following whatsapp outage… https://t.co/dzUZ6wG4DM

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

Thats the club Social Media PR Team in for their weekly meeting. Strange. Normally a good 90 mins, they didn’t say much and left after 5 mins. Only found out via twitter…#silenceIsGolden

[LowerChufftonHC @hc_lower]

This petrol shortage is causing havoc. Our M4’s had to pull out of a match yesterday because of it…well that and the fact only 3 of the old duffers were available #topExcuse