@bordeauxyoutube Nebraska as the Netherlands. A randomly dominant imperial power that has since fallen to the point of being better known for a niche agricultural output (tulips/corn) than their fearsome colonialism of the past.
I’m not saying the NFL is scripted, but I’d bet that if Taylor Swift was dating @TuckerKraft instead of Travis Kelce, the Packers would be in the Super Bowl this year.
BREAKING: Iowa superstar CORNERBACK Cooper DeJean has declared for the draft.
DeJean would be the first ever white CB picked in the first round, which he is projected to be.
BREAKING: Five-Star QB Dylan Raiola tells me he has flipped from Georgia to Nebraska!
The 6’3 220 QB from Buford, GA had been Committed to the Bulldogs since May
Raiola is the 1st 5-Star QB to commit to the Cornhuskers in the modern ranking ERA 🤯
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