Hannah McArthur

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

Tonight Tim consumed: one mini pizza, half a large bowl of salad, an entire box of wings, 3/4 of a box of mozzarella sticks, half a bag of chips and a few cookies. He's now rounding it out with a large glass of egg nog.

He's "just trying to fit into his pants"

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

Our upstairs neighbors have friends visiting, and those friends have a baby. I'm trying to put our baby down for a nap. So, now we're playing the "wait, whose baby is crying?" Game

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

My baby ate 95% of the food I offered her at lunch, and let me eat too. This is a miracle of a Monday

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

Someone dropped off muffins for our Jr High retreat at our house last night. My dearest wish in the world right now is to keep all of those muffins and pretend like they never existed. I want them all for myself! They're oatmeal chocolate chip!

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

Made our first batch of first birthday cupcakes, honestly they're kinda bad? Here's hoping the next batch tastes a bit better

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

This makes me unreasonably happy

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

I am cackling 😂🤣😂

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

Saturday morning I cut up an orange for Ellie and put it in the diaper bag, Saturday evening the oranges were no longer in the bag. We did not eat the oranges.

Where are the oranges? No one knows except the Lord. Pray we find them before they start to smell.

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

After a morning with my family

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

It's just my luck that after a whole day without rain, the skies open up 10 minutes after I hang up my laundry.

At least it can't get any wetter 🤦‍♀️

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

Loving summer is 1000% easier when you live somewhere you can control the air-conditioning

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

Ellie was crying, so I went in the dark to check on her. By the light of my phone I see a daddy long legs at eye level on her door. I breathed out and it disappeared.

Is it still on the door? On my shirt? In my hair? I may never know and it will haunt me forever

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

I found wild strawberries in our yard. I pointed them out to Tim so he wouldn't mow over them. He informed me that not mowing one random patch would look bad, so he murdered the berries!

Very dismayed over the loss of free tiny fruits

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

Being a parent is nuts. I've been told to give my baby less water, no water and more water all in the same week.

I'll probably lose my mind before this is all over

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

Gardening with an 8 month old should be an Olympic sport

She ate dirt and I got soaked by the hose

We barely made it out alive

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

If you thought stepping on a Lego brick was painful, try stepping on a classic Fisher Price toy phone. It's both painful and life threatening due to the fact IT ROLLS

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

@mrsBigEnchilada We just moved downstairs in our building! It wasn't even that big of a move, but it made me so sad

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

We finished moving out of our apartment today. It was our first home, where we had our first Christmas, birthdays, got our dog, brought home our baby and so many other things. It's safe to say more than a few tears were shed when I shut the door.

On to new adventures!

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

Feeding our baby solid food has introduced a whole new world of poop that I am not ok with or ready for

[Hannah McArthur @hcemcarthur]

My mom just told me she wants to be a YouTuber when she retires, so we're officially living in an alternate reality