David W. Hankins

64 bit extension of the MC6800 DIAG instruction.

Auto Memories Doll. I write letters to computers for people who can't write the letters themselves.

[David W. Hankins @hcf64]

I've decided although almost no one likes them, I enjoy writing down what I think are relatively entertaining stories from my time working at Internet companies.

So in subsequent replies to this tweet, I'll link in stories as I think of them.

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@Breaking911 To build a better society, we must stand against racism only. Screw injustice.

-- Keir Starmer, probably.

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@Jessethefree @dovgvlad I mean, religious persecution is their wheelhouse ...

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@onefiftyfivemm breaking: 2025

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@Ahoworksco @Kar635 https://t.co/xxBv7mjjQB

[Marcus Pittman @ImKingGinger]

Woah Buddy! Insane LEGO Corruption!

The American Fork Police Department just "accidentally" released 50gb of unredacted Body Cam footage reguarding Reckless Ben and Bricks and Minifigs, but deleted it to late before the internet grabbed them.

In the media dump the Joshua Johnson asks to see the legal court papers but the officer refuses to show it to him because it would count as a legal service and says it would "place him in a bind"

This police department, Joshua Johnson and Ammon McNeff are all toast. I've never seen the internet unanimously come together in unison on anything like this in my life.

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We might not like his politics, but you have to admit, he's got style.

https://t.co/sLzho41EzZ

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@japan_nobunaga When we were young, our mothers would tell us sternly, "Never eat something bigger than your head."

But we are a people that take such things not as advice, but as a challenge.

And today there is a wealth of choices of foods prepared to be specifically bigger than your head.

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@Breaking911 Again?

[sysadafterdark @sysadafterdark]

So, does this mean we have to call it GNU/Windows?

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@BowTiedPhRaptor @For_Film_Fans Its a masterclass in showing how comedy and tragedy are all in the delivery.

And a little bit in "don't call me Surely."

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@supertrucker @maybedanielleee driver converting to centimeters on the drive like

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@ogafroman needs to get in on this shit.

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The @afpolice release was interesting in its attempt to reverse established published facts. What I find interesting is they made no attempt to address threats made by their officers on camera, and why a knock and announce warrant for Legos required a full SWAT team.

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"We do things differently here in Utah, and you won't like that," says an American Forks officer.

The chief: 🦗🦗🦗

"We have uncorroborated testimony of knowledge of stolen legos," says an American Forks officer.

The chief: SWAT approved. Bring the "patrol rifles."

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@gtlpguanthwei @Mrgunsngear Newsom gonna break that glass like.

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looks better than Newsom's California.

[Big Timber Lodge @NickRogersBTL]

CURRENT STATE OF COLORADO;
My parents drove their RV from Florida to visit. This is Highway 94 after leaving Kansas and entering into Colorado. They said no other state they drove through have roads this bad!

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@AnMLGCat @TheBabylonBee @Not_the_Bee the satire is that it's a bridge for butterflies.

it's actually a bridge for cougars residing in the Santa Monica Mountains to access the Agoura Hills via the already well traveled Simi Hills.

like 10 cougars tops.

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@DocStrangelove2

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@WeaponOutfitter They're not talking about Stellar Blade tho.

Which is even more based 1st amendment.