Holly Chase

Hay Mr Jones

[Holly Chase @hchasee]

@JessicaWatts815 I’d like you to make it through one day without crying

[Holly Chase @hchasee]

@Skrullxx Yeah 10/10 recommend... when I was listening to serial I almost made myself get lost on the way home because I realized I’d be back before I finished it 😂

[Holly Chase @hchasee]

@Skrullxx Have you listened to serial or stown yet?! They’re podcasts but they both saved my life on some brutally long drives 😅 comedy also helps when 19 hours of music gets a little redundant...

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Um, this feels personal

[Holly Chase @hchasee]

@Skrullxx Hahahahaha the struggle is real

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

@chrissyteigen John Mayer took a screen shot!

[kassy @kba11ard]

Can Instagram pls put posts back in chronological order so I can stop liking people’s pictures from 2002 thank u

[Diane Turnshek @DianeTurnshek]

Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H2O," says the 1st.
"I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd.
Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

[John Moe @johnmoe]

The problem is you never know which Gary is going to show up.

[Frank Martin @coachFMartin]

Hey Stephanie if u don’t like basketball, Fine. Think I’m a bad coach, Fine. Don’t like me, Fine. However, don’t ever put my players down away. We r 8-2 off of a Final 4 without u. We r good without your support.
Appreciate u https://t.co/hQOHjlyGN3

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I like this. A lot. https://t.co/J64C4wLMCB

[michaela @mijohnson_]

My ducks are absolutely not in a row. At this point I have no idea where my ducks even are

[Macy Hollenkamp @mhkamp]

As requested:
2017 Kindergarten Thanksgiving Cookbook

enjoy

[Holly Chase @hchasee]

@Madstuck_ Hahahaha it’s so tough having parents more athletic than us

[Holly Chase @hchasee]

@Madstuck_ My mom called me today to tell me there is a spin class that is scheduled so that we can take it and then walk right over to the turkey trot from the class for a “double header”........ count ur blessings