BREAKING: The 2025 Noble Prize in physics has been awarded to Xián Zhū Shǒu for “harnessing laser ablation and ultrasonic levitation to create a toaster with an ‘a bit less’ function". The ability to unburn toast will contribute far more to everyday life than gravitational waves.
@johndoe75486278 @Malachians A midfield of Urgate and Bruno. What process, dude? Everyone is playing out of position except the defenders. The man yaps too much compared to what he actually does.
@UnitedStandMUFC He talks as though he is winning games every week. The dude has never won two consecutive league games. His record is identical to that of Neil warnock.
@sistoney67 Just sack him. He expects a 20 year old to fight for a position with BRUNO FERNANDES. He knows his time is up but wants to leave the club worse off if not already.
@DailyMonitor May the curse of the Almighty be upon you unless you repent. I feel sorry for the soils that will house your decomposing body. Genocide enabler! May you go through worse than what the children and mothers of occupied Palestine have experienced.