Harrison Chisholm

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@AssumeItAll No

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@AssumeItAll That’s reasonable

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A spool of dental floss can span up to 1.2 miles, or 2.6km.

#floss

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The pancake was first referred to as a “Flap-Jack” in 1951 by a small town line cook in Kentucky.

He was immediately terminated of his employment, and he never made breakfast food in a professional setting again.

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I was chill with this global pandemic for a while but it’s really starting to kill my vibe

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I’ve been told I resemble G-Eazy

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If you get coronavirus just have a drink. Alcohol kills germs

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First day of classes got asked where I see myself in 5 years. Definitely chillin with my pet monkey

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Gonna be a chicken again for Halloween

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Going to jury duty is like taking the SAT. But there’s no test

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is like the Truman Show. Except it’s the Chisholm Show

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I still go to my pediatrician

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Thinking about investing in a male romper