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[hann @hdarrow98]

Oh, to be a tan cow laying in a field on a chilly September morning. Oh what a life.

[hann @hdarrow98]

Listening to men talk their friends out of engaging with a temptress trash ass woman… gives me ✨life✨

[hann @hdarrow98]

Carpeted flooring in bathrooms should be outlawed.

[hann @hdarrow98]

As a chronic oversharer… I’m quite impressed with the filter I’ve grown. Quite. Impressed. 😊
Ironically, it feels pretty damn good to only share intimate parts of my life with people who really matter to me.

[Savage X Fenty by Rihanna @SavageXFenty]

He a 10 but you an 11, sis. 💅🏽

[hann @hdarrow98]

Way funny how I had the audacity to verbalize that I would be married with children by 24 😂”24 is a good age for husband and kids” she said.

A bitch really thought I could just pick an age that sounded good, and a marriage with children would fall in my lap. I’m dead. 😂

[hann @hdarrow98]

My estie: “keep your lashes dry for 24 hours”

This is surefire that I will absolutely be crying within 12 hours. That’s just the way it is.

[hann @hdarrow98]

Can you even begin to imagine spending half your life (or more) in prison for a crime you didn’t commit?

[hann @hdarrow98]

Flooding my feed with accounts that challenge you to step up and account that talk about growth and talk about money and talk about forming successful healthy habits has been the best thing I could have ever done for myself.

[hann @hdarrow98]

Wearing scrunch booty leggings with the flattest ass in the gym is my current source of humiliation.

[hann @hdarrow98]

I’ve never turned down a butterfinger. I think they have to be at least top 5 most underrated candy bars. I’ll die on that hill.

[hann @hdarrow98]

Currently craving the fried pickles from lake effect.

[hann @hdarrow98]

Instructor going through orientation paperwork: did everyone catch that?

My brain: ✨My money don’t jiggle jiggle✨

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Duke Gomez @DukeGomez7]

Y’all crying about gas prices but pay for gym memberships and ain’t even going.

[hann @hdarrow98]

My legs would be massive if I didn’t get an asthma attack every mother fucking leg day.

[hann @hdarrow98]

I haven’t been on a dating app in like 3 years and if it was between getting back on an app or dying alone, I might seriously consider dying alone😂

[hann @hdarrow98]

Am I the anti Christ if I don’t think the tiktok sound of the girl that hits her bed frame is that funny

[hann @hdarrow98]

Regretting all those times that I took my non-sunburned skin for granted. This shiz is miserable. I miss ONE reapplication…smh

[hann @hdarrow98]

Toofer one ☀️🍹👙

[hann @hdarrow98]

If you’ve been personally affected by my Instagram stories responses, I’m not sorry they’re not going anywhere I’ll never stop.