holden

enthusiast

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

This is how it feels to have a job

[holden @hdbaranowski]

Craving death this morning bc at least it’ll be warm in hell

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reading murakami at the jiffylube

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@agrier24 i love u sm but any man that wrongs you i will kill

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the urge to buy a tech deck is so strong rn

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@devinmad_dox literally how did he think that’s what that looks like

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@joel_birchtree drunk holden is too confident fr

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i’m seeing fleet foxes in april and i think after that i can finally die happy

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@agrier24 😈👀

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me and liv going to coachella again next year fr

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i am max scherzer���s 11.25 ERA

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this goes for houston too but like whatever

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now if philly can just kick the braves that’d be lit bc i’m speaking for everyone when i say we’re sick of seeing them in the postseason

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😎

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can arizona pls take out LA bc that would be so fun

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can arizona pls take out LA bc that would be so fun

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@devinmad_dox the ones that go vroom

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who wants to sign my petition to make group projects in grad school illegal?? bc this shit is ridiculous fr