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no soup for you!

[H @hdizz23]

4 years of college & this is probably my biggest accomplishment I have and honestly idk whether to be proud or sad about that

[H @hdizz23]

Yesterday at the grocery store I bought a new coffee

Made some for myself this morning and poured myself a few cups

I’m talking HEFTY CUPS

all the sudden I start having chest pains

IT WAS NOT COFFEE AND WAS IN FACT ESPRESSO

[H @hdizz23]

Work is so busy I just tried to salt a shelled hard boiled egg because I thought I peeled it

Hahahaha bro I’m done

[H @hdizz23]

That’s enough of marketplace for tonight

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“i’m just resting my eyes”

Me actually passing out 5 min later

[H @hdizz23]

“I really want thou come forward” seems legitimate 😂

[H @hdizz23]

*calls grandma to say Happy Easter*

*grandma places me on hold to answer a call from her friend and never comes back from placing me on hold*

[H @hdizz23]

In this economy Donna in THIS economy

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Tomorrow is Monday again.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“Tonight’s gonna be a chill night”

Me at 2am on the dance floor

[H @hdizz23]

Bro there is no reason that a whole ass waterfall needs to come out of the mustard bottle when you squeeze it

That’s it, that’s the tweet

[H @hdizz23]

@rahn_staaahhhpp Love you sooo much ❤️

[H @hdizz23]

Damn right Shrek is critically acclaimed

[H @hdizz23]

I made a mood boost playlist and the first song on there is titled “numb”

Lmao

[H @hdizz23]

@rahn_staaahhhpp is the one friend that I can feel his love & support from billions of miles away 🥹💓💓💓💓

Just an appreciation tweet