I'm expecting mail and don't want the porch pirates to get it first, so tomorrow's gonna be fun with how many false alarms and canvassers I'm gonna have to politely deal with ☠️
the wedding procession included the Kermit the Frog version of rainbow connection which got a lot of stifled laughter, turns out it was supposed to be the instrumental version and nobody in the bridal party knew it was the muppet version til we told them
got all dressed up bc I thought I'd have to hang around and kill time at the wedding venue but turns out there's a shuttle later so just in the hotel bed with all my makeup and jewelry on 🤡
didn’t even know there was an election going on. as a registered voter in the state of pennsylvania, i wish someone could text me 12-15 times a day in an increasingly desperate tone about this upcoming event, which i had forgotten about