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Recovering people pleaser

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

When you see me walk into a bar and the first words out of my mouth are “we’re here to cause drama” call me an Uber. My black out ass needs to GO HOME. That’s not me. That’s Pamela.

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

I’m sorry since when did moving boxes cost almost $4 EACH?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

“I’m sedating him and clipping his nails”
Dude boy dogs give you a run for your damn money.

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

Brb domesticating a possum

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

*takes shot*
“Can I get a chaser?”
Yeah what do you want?
“Lexapro”

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

My Labubus have landed in Texas

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

Imagine hating me and I’m just at home putting mineral oil on all of my oyster shells that I take from restaurants. LMFAO.

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

If you stand in front of my car and say “hit me bitch” I might comply with your request.

[violet✧*｡ @violettweets_]

“we’re supposed to change.”

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

Jupiter is in cancer 🌞 🤸🏽‍♀️
Just kicking my lil feet

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

Me and a bratty little claw clip🤞🏼

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

God forbid a girl want a flight of potatoes 😂

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

“I should piss you off more. You sing really well when you’re mad” 😂

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

I’m too nosy to be this blind

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

“I’m gonna go. I don’t wanna not talk to you anymore I just don’t want to move my mouth anymore” 👁️ 👄 👁️

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

Honey literally takes naps on the toys she doesn’t want Kash to play with😂

[H🌙 @hdwilliams22]

Just sitting here watching my puppy use his favorite chew toy. My metal coffee table.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

WHO IS THIS DIVA?

[EP @ElricPow]

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