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harry dubois if he was a stoner lesbian ecologist | priv 21+ select oomfs only @hdxo_unfiltered

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

doing a money spread in only quarters and nickels that i’ve confused for quarters

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Mitch McConnell and Margaret Qualley are reportedly dating.

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

My alexa just challenged me to try and see how many red lights i can drive through with my eyes closed

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

me suffering the mummy's curse: aaaaahhhhhh!

the pharaoh: see i knew you wouldn't like it

me: I thought it would be sexy or something!

the pharaoh: well it isn't

[Serena-Victoria 💘 @f1girlboss]

There are only 3 hours of oxygen left on the Mitch McConnell submersible

[parody account @hdxo_]

@Boofin_Zoloft 😭🙏❤️

[parody account @hdxo_]

thought i killed it and left it somewhere to get a good pic of later, went back and it disappeared D:

[parody account @hdxo_]

YOU

[November @postoctobrist]

funniest if he left her. she’s on her knees begging him to take her back and he’s just like, I’m sorry, Margaret Qualley. I’m just not attracted to you, Margaret Qualley. I don’t think we’re sexually compatible, Margaret Qualley.

[limpkin @acealeam]

i dont really "get" performative listening to music. no one has ever been impressed by the bullshit i listen to. it scares them a lot and prevents me from forming deep bonds... its A curse.

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[parody account @hdxo_]

opening at 6:30 is useful though, i would hit the evanston one sometimes otw to work last year

[parody account @hdxo_]

colectivo nowhere near good enough for this

[Joseph Miscimarra 🇺🇸 @jmisci]

Over 100 people lined up this morning at 6:30am for the grand opening of the new Colectivo on Southport (former location of Schoolyard Tavern)

[parody account @hdxo_]

@fag_daughter yeah i should just fill a jar with isopropyl and keep it for tick disposal, i'm just gonna wait a few hours and check myself and my cat to see if it attached 😭 it's a dog tick and i think catching rmsf is super rare so i'm not as worried as i would be if it was a deer tick!

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley

[san 🇵🇸 @ndsnas]

The left has a serious, and I mean desperately serious, pretty much almost as bad as right-wingers, misogyny problem and we won’t make any progress unless the men reckon with it.

[emily north @north0fnorth]

please i am begging people to stop reposting the shitty ai upscaled version of this view over pictures of it taken by actual photographers (lynda myszkowski, angie mcmonigal, barry butler, rafi wilkinson)

the skyline is so much more grandiose than the ai version makes it seem!

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Let's go to the realm of possibility

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

I've never been more mad to have fallen for discussingfish, I wanna see this fake movie so bad