star sailor ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜

omnipotent ♡ ig:astoldbyjupiter

[star sailor ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜ @heIIokiwi]

sheep

[T#3 @tykng_]

Going to the movies by yourself is literally a humiliation ritual

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

I hate how aggressive algorithms have become. You like one post and your entire timeline is flooded with similar posts in seconds, it’s so easy to build yourself an echo chamber.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

lately i've realized people don't be much of a loss lol i just had attachment issues

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[. @mithkii]

I genuinely cannot be offended by colorism I associate it with having a low IQ so if anything you’re beneath me

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[teoni @teoniw]

The spurs did WHAT?!!!😳😳😳🤦🏾‍♀️ if u single n on male birth control with locs dm me about this wtfff this crazy!!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Theonidas @TheoIsFriendly]

Cuz they’re too scared to say anything to white people

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How life feels after successfully digging yourself out the hole nobody knew you were in

[star sailor ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜ @heIIokiwi]

@wineorexic @jusplayingdawg Just buy those height adjusters you use for furniture

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

Still more people to meet. Still more people to love.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

[bri @legs4brunch]

I’m ready to take legal action against the country of Nigeria

[star sailor ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜ @heIIokiwi]

i swear imma be 86 years old still wearing my septum piercing