🌹Dennis the godless Paramedic🚑

🌹he/him/dude. Husband and father to a wonderful atheist family. Army vet. EMS provider/educator. #atheist #exvangelical🚑

[🌹Dennis the godless Paramedic🚑 @heTHenParamedic]

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@orangepeel18 Balaam and his talking donkey enter the chat.

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@ArkEncounter

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@CreationMuseum That P.T. Barnum was correct.

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@RCReed40 This is why I don't participate in potlucks.

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@BadMedicalTakes I guess this is what was covered that day I showed up to A&P late that one day.

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@underthesea62 I'm not one to normally correct spelling, but I think that 1st "n" in running should be an "i".

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Not all heroes wear capes

[Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @HC_Richardson]

Same. It is so brilliant I can't write about it. It's just too freaking perfect on every level.

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@_dat_nigga_tj89 I was moved 2 miles closer and rode a motorcycle to work. So I got a $3 raise for the year. Thanks, boss.

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@_dat_nigga_tj89 Still my favorite from a job was "we can't give raises this year so we will make sure that everybody is working from a firehouse that is the closest to your home." Cool for the 4 of 50 people that moved. 1/2

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@jonathanstea 9:36 am and I'm done with the internet for the day. Thanks

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@DrFrankTurek When they are going to stop molesting children and blaming DV on the victims.

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@OmarRiverosays I feel the word unhinged is redundant when the following words are Trump's truth social post.

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@MindShift2018 You just didn't buy hard enough into the platitude of god always answers prayer, he just sometimes says no. The great workaround of why your wishes don't come true.

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@AshleyGWinter My wife said you were being to nice by taking the food out of the cans first.

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@Timcast Please stop sharing what's in your spank bank.

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@TheUnvirgin @pattonoswalt has a great bit on respecting others' beliefs. https://t.co/C39S8SDIfv

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@MindShift2018 Even years after deconversion, that occasional brief sense of panic coming home or walking in somewhere and expecting to see people and they aren't there. It was horrible as a kid coming home from school and the house would be empty.

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@TheSciBabe Cops get all lightheaded and woozy every time they step into my ambulance cause the narc box is located by the side door. I mean it's 4 whole vials, so I can see why. Somehow it doesn't affect EMS or firefighters. It's crazy.