HeWasABoy

He Was A Boy, She was...

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He was a boy, she was a grim 50 year old balding man in a headless Winnie the Pooh suit at a high school football game.

[HeWasABoy @heWasABoySheWas]

I love slow clapping. Not cause I'm sarcastic or anything I'm just to lazy to fast clap.

[HeWasABoy @heWasABoySheWas]

Me: *cuckolds you*
You:* is cuckheld*

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Which would you rather have

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He was a boy, she was maybe she's born with it maybe she was a boy, she was maybe she's born with it maybe she was a boy, she was maybe shes

[HeWasABoy @heWasABoySheWas]

He was a boy, she was Gödel's incompleteness Theorums

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He was a boy, she was cheesy and steaky- just when I wanted a cheese steak.

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He was a boy, she was the indomitable crawl of fascism over Western Europe at the turn of the 1930's.

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He was a boy, she was a fresh farm picked New Jersey Tomato

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He was a boy, she was shifting into mAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

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He was a boy, she was one pure mole of ununubium, stored in an airtight container.

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He was a boy, she was the second most acoustically perfect building in the world, housed in campus at Rensselaer University in Troy,New York

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He was a boy, she was Mount Washington, New Hampshire

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He was a boy, she was vigorously riding a stationary bike while listening to hit emo alternative band "21 Pilots"

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He was a boy, she was an overactive 11 year old boy named " Greg" with an affinity for chocolate cake.

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He was a boy, she was the Grammy nominated song featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 off the hit 1999 album Supernatural: "Smooth" by Santana

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He was a boy, she was 3 of the 7 stages of grief.

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He was a boy, she was a model sail boat handcrafted in 1859 by American entrepreneur Andrew Carnegie

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He was a boy, she was Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein"(1820).

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He was a boy, she was 10 pounds of AP US History text books.

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He was a boy, she was the fantastic lowfat taste of Silk Soy Milk™.