Robby

[Brendan Pedersen @BrendanPedersen]

this is jaw dropping. my jaw is dropped. I am having difficulty lifting my jaw back up into closed position.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[House @xx_HouseWins_xx]

House here ,

You are wrong .

[Dan Clark @DanClarkPR]

POV: you’re a monk on Lindisfarne in the 9th Century

[InAllKindsOfWeather.com @AllKindsWeather]

Did Alexi Lalas just say “wanker” on national TV 😂😂😂

[Jays Propaganda @JaysPropaganda]

World B. Free is benefiting greatly from 82-0

[Robby @he_bringer]

Might legitimately ruin the league

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Breaking: The NBA's Board of Governors has passed new anti-tanking rules that include expanding the draft lottery from 14 to 16 teams, a relegation zone where the bottom 3 teams get penalized with lessened chances for the No. 1 pick, and flattened odds, sources tell ESPN.

[MLB @MLB]

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!"

J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

[NFL Nerd @NerdingonNFL]

NFL SCHEDULE LEAK

Lions at Bills - Week 2 TNF on Prime (Thu Sep 17th)

[NHL @NHL]

JOSH ALLEN HAS THE CROWD BUZZING IN BUFFALO!!! 📣 #StanleyCup

🇺🇸: @espn
🇨🇦: @Sportsnet & @TVASports 2

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

you had it coming, @ryanwhitney6

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

Kirk Cousins agent

[Greg Jennings @GregJennings]

There was this one guy, but... oh, nevermind.

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

My parents never went to college and own a 4 bd 2 bath house

I went to college and make their two salaries combined and I cant afford a 1 bd 1 bath apartment

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg

[Jon Anderson @JonPgh]

You could teach a statistics class using this prop bet alone

[sure is a hot one @playpigeonss]

Meet Michael Rubin. He's the reason all of your team's merchandise is cheaply made trash. He's the reason every league's jerseys are pure shit. He's the reason everything you buy lasts 4 washes. A true inspiration.

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

gonna be a long walk back to Gary