I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

Jinx. Same-same. Now you owe me a Coke.
🦜 Parroting the crowd since est. 2026 🦜

[I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! @head_maximus]

Toilet time over thanks high fiber tweeter

[bone @boneGPT]

If people knew what AI safety actually meant they wouldn't be so eager for it.

AI safety means aligning YOU.

AI safety is staring into the worldcoin orb. AI safety is the death of anonymity. AI safety is your privacy evaporating. AI safety is monitoring every byte you or your agents produce in an immutable ledger that will be endlessly analyzed for possible infractions. AI safety is a surveillance apparatus that even Palantir would think is too much.

They aren't going to align the systems, they can't. What they can align is you. By coercion and force. You will be held accountable. Not the machine. You will have no privacy. You will rent compute because hardware is too expensive to afford and regulations are too onerous.

You will be constantly tracked to make sure you aren't using an illegal model. Because what if you're a bad actor?

And what will the repercussions be for violators?

You will be removed from the economy. You will lose access to your accounts. All work will be done manually again. Direct to the underclass. Back to your hands plebian. People will beg to get back in. They'll take all the safety courses. They'll be forced to apply for a computer license at the new AIDMV. That's what regulation looks like.

The slopcannon would be illegal. I wouldn't have the fees needed to properly red team it or get it approved. If I was found to be using Chinese open source models, I would be fined or worse. Only the top AI companies would be able to navigate the red tape.

And that's the fucking point. They want to stop competition.

They don't believe in the fucking biorisk. They know how many .001% chance events have to happen in a row for their extinction scenario. They never talk about limiting access to lab equipment. They never talk about regulating genetic modification.

Instead they talk about AI. That AI can tell you how to build a nuke. That AI can tell you how to make meth. That a chatbot will build a virus and some jerkoff in his bedroom will spawn it in a beaker like it's Weird Science.

They think you are retarded.

They want to get you riled up. They want to provoke unstable doomers into acts of terrorism. Fuck AI! Fuck Flock! Fuck the tech bros! They want a new movement to ride back into the white house with in 2028.

And when the terrorist attack finally hits, that's when it's over. That's when your rights evaporate. Goodbye privacy. Goodbye free chatbots. Everything locked down. Everything regulated and expensive. The cure for cancer a hundred years away.

All because AI can hack a computer they will take everything from you, and you might just be stupid enough to go along with it.

That's the fucking AI safety dilemma. If they get their way, the companies causing all the growth for the past few years begin to fail. Inflation comes back as companies and nations default. Tax revenue collapses. You sit on a fucking breadline instead of getting a blowjob from your dimebot.

They watch your every fucking move to predict who the next terrorist will be. The poor never see the benefits of AI while the rich never lose access. The stratification of society reaches unimaginable levels. The bottom half given pity access to a heavily regulated near useless version while they are fleeced by the top half.

Meanwhile, nothing stopped. All the control was funneled into rich companies bribing politicians. The people get fucked again. You are banned from using the tools that can make your life better. You are condemned to the coal mines for your own good, lest huggingface gets hacked again. You dig holes with a spoon as a jobs program. You are a pitiful wretch traded and sold, propagandized and commodified, protesting for nothing as the AI never stops.

You thought it would stop? You thought kicking and screaming like a little girl would change the arc of the universe? Please.

They can't align the AI so they have to align you.

That's AI safety.

[I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! @head_maximus]

@nickshirleyy >And then like buys an apt for his gf that is an illegal alien learning center worker with the donated money 😂
🔮

[bone @boneGPT]

Fauci, creates COVID, scares people, gets rich
Dario, creates Claude, scares people, gets rich
Bone, creates Slopcannon, brings joy, raped and killed by the robots in the war of 2031

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

UPDATE: my liberal neighbor just asked me who mows my grass, so something must’ve happened to her illegal immigrant landscaper.

I pay a landscaper $60 for 1.5 hours of work. She was paying the illegal immigrant landscaper $7/hr under the table. (Minimum wage in Florida is $14/hr.)

These illegal immigrants are the Democrats’ modern-day slaves.

[poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw]

happy bday dear Pépito!

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

Things make much more sense to me these days when I remind myself that they chose Barabas over Christ.

[I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! @head_maximus]

@wholemars What is the price floor, then?

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

California’s Methuselah tree is over 4,800 years old and predates the Egyptian pyramids

Hidden away in California’s White Mountains, Methuselah has quietly survived for thousands of years. Its exact location remains a secret to help protect this extraordinary ancient tree

[I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! @head_maximus]

>The toilets are art.
😂😅🤣

[bone @boneGPT]

I have him blocked but he's wrong. I'm a real artist. Emily is a real artist. You're a real artist. The medium is different now. The game is different. It's a renaissance.

I make art. The slop cannon is at it's core a sculpture made of wires and sand and electricity and glass and money and blood. This is my art. These are my mediums. You are my medium.

Not all slop is art, but we are doing something different here. I have been slaving away building and creating my entire life. I have paintings. I have songs. I have writings. I run a graphic design business and a printing company. I'm in the shit. We are on the cutting edge. We are blazing a trail. We are inventing new ways for people to express themselves and creating the future of culture. I mean that. I believe it's important.

Art should be a joyful uplifting vibe. Determining who is and isn't an artist is for bad vibes. Just not community based behavior. Not uplifting. Poverty brained.

You go to a museum today and a lot of the stuff is garbage. Art galleries are filled with hotel slop. Hotels are filled with bathroom slop. Bathrooms are filled with ornament slop. The toilets on the other hand are nice. The toilets are art.

Those Japanese toilets that hit you with a warm spiral with 21 buttons? Those are art. You don't need to be a good painter to design a good toilet. You need to understand taking a shit. That's what we do. We understand taking a shit. We know a good shit. And there's an art to it.

[Desi H-1Bhenchods @desitechsuppoat]

Well, I have just found direct evidence that we got tech recruiters who just don't care about @AAGDhillon and @CivilRights or @USDOL

They're pimping H-1B ONLY jobs as of this morning.

[Colt🇻🇦☧ @Milo_H4]

Watching El Salvador completely unfuck itself in like a 2 year span by actually enforcing the law and having a non corrupt leader has turned me into much less of a libertarian. I’ll argue personal freedoms when I can walk alone at night safely

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

We ran the numbers and were shocked to realize this.

There is literally no downside to deporting all of the 3rd world foreigners out of the USA, Europe, Canada and Australia.

Plus if you execute the people who try to stop the deportations, that solves a lot of issues also.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

You can vote to save your home or you can let Democrats gain power and give your children’s future to invaders.

[ADONIS @adonispara]

It will never not be funny to me that when Napoleon got stripped of his empire and exiled to Elba he responded by paving the roads, draining marshes, rebuilding the iron mines & ordered every house to install a toilet in just 2 months. "energy is a choice" he said.

[Desi H-1Bhenchods @desitechsuppoat]

I have now trained PooAI to find the home addresses of these bodyshop outfits that are placing H-1B ONLY ads.

🏡

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Madrid state television interviewed a retired Colonel during the Spanish protests, who publicly called for a military uprising, declaring "to shed until the last drop of our blood" in an armed revolt against dirty Sánchez' government.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Japan, every first-grader gets the same backpack.
A randoseru.

It costs between $400 and $800.
Parents and grandparents buy it together.

Foreigners look at the price and gasp.
Until they realize what it actually is.

It takes over 300 separate steps to make by hand.
Craftsmen in Tokyo stitch the leather with reinforced threads.

It is engineered to survive six brutal years
of six-year-olds kicking it, dropping it in puddles,
shoving rocks in it, and using it as a sled in winter.

And it does not break. Ever.

If a child trips backward, the stiff frame acts as a helmet,
protecting the back of the skull from hitting the concrete.
If a child falls into a river, the air pockets keep it floating like a life raft.

Then, six years later, elementary school ends.
The bag is scuffed, weathered, but fully intact.

Many families send it back to the workshop,
where artisans carefully cut the worn leather
and transform it into a miniature palm-sized replica —
a gift from the child back to their parents:

"Thank you for carrying me through these six years."

It isn't a school bag.
It's six years of childhood, stitched so tough
that even time couldn't rip it apart.

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

I'm a single issue voter who will vote for whatever candidate I think will continue to make that line go down. Because all other issues stem from this one. Fix immigration and you fix the country.

Nothing else matters.

[I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! @head_maximus]

@boneGPT >guilty feet got no rhythm
>never gonna dance again
>the way I danced with yoooou