Headass

if you dnot know what a headass is.....you are one. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

I just watched breaking bad and now I can totally cook meth! #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Cop asks me if I know why he pulled me over. I say cuz you can smell my dank 10 cars back. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Take a hit of my inhaler then light up a cigarette. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Spend 20 minuts trying to open a jar. Realize ypu were turning it the wrong way. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Knocks over the bong. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Bus wouldnt get out out of my way so I put a potato in the tailpipe. ...then a kid in a wheelchair rolled out of it. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

I'm nocturnal on weekends......-_-.........#headass

[Headass @headassery]

If your gas is on e, pee in it that should get you where you need to go. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Some fat lady came out of Walmart and asked me if I was lnly. Most people would drive away. I shwd tht grl wht a rusty trombone was!#headass

[Headass @headassery]

What has a mouth and fills it with smoke, trys to rap but cant,
And always ruins a nice toke?
A #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Drank a few beers. Smoked a lil bita reefer. Then went to class. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Nigga pissed me off so I poured bong water in his drink. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Dropped a blunt in rotation under my niggas ass. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Dude look at the new pandora screen! .........headass! #headass

[Headass @headassery]

I hit a parked car because the bitch wouldnt get out of my way! #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Someone took my parking spot at the mall....I waited till they went inside and peed in their gas tank. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

That good feeling when you walkin to a room and everyone looks at you cuz they no stupid shits bout to hapen. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

3:33 pm wheres your daughter #asstomouth #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Got thrown out of showgirl 3 for tellin a stripper her ass smelled like cheetoes and I wanted a bite. #headass

[Headass @headassery]

Smoked a blunt then drove a schoolbus full of kids into a police station. #headass