sam (jalen hurts fan account)

make me look good honey boy

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

@yrbmetro you know abnormally low temperatures ARE a result of global warming, correct?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly if your response to listening to a bishop beg for mercy for frightened marginalized people is getting angry, you are an evil person

[🇵🇸Sarcasm in Spurs🇵🇸 @beezersandottbs]

I’ve been trying to gaslight myself into thinking I’m overreacting but unfortunately this actually is the end times

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

el0n is a little pissbaby nazi so if u guys have a bluesky account lemme know 🥺

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

@indieyeaye i was about to type “bro how did you predict that nazi salute and that we’d all need to jump ship” and then i remembered it’s the most predictable thing he could’ve done 😭

[steve 🇵🇸 @hateravenue]

can someone give him an etch-a-sketch?? stop letting him sign shit

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

@trotsets what? are you saying because you don’t know who david lynch is, that there’s no way other people did? twin peaks is still big even 30 years later, and many artists have taken inspiration from his other works and spread some of his concepts further. he was a pretty unique artist

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

he seems to be admitting to voter fraud and i can’t even bring myself to feel much of anything about it bc the gov is so useless that this isn’t going anywhere

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

@punsandponies hahaha i’m so sorry

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

@DraftKings any of these that don’t involve the chiefs

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Mark Andrews pumping gas in Baltimore tomorrow

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

andrews is gonna have a tough time sleeping until like,, next season

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

nfc east is going to the superbowl

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

this game is giving me a headache

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

please pick this off oh god

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

but also score

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

rams drive did not take as long as what would’ve been nice.. need to kill more clock

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

being a centimeter away from the end zone and having to take a field goal… gonna kms

[sam (jalen hurts fan account) @headcarssam]

@owpji pissed me off when they said “DEFINITELY short” bitch his whole hand is over the line, but they’re gonna act like he’s feet away? dumb