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I want to play D&D!

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@Pilestedt Serial kickers should have a brown shader applied to their armor and a yellow cape with the poop emoji for 24 hours. 💩

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Is it just me or should Guigino's waiter on @alwayssunny get his own spin-off? @naughtonhere #ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia

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@IlhanMN I guess they don't teach manners in GED training.

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@RepMattGaetz That's a nice offer to mentor #KyleRittenhouse , but he's a little young to sleep with underage girls, no?

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@eColiEspresso You possess an almost supernatural ability to know exactly where enemies will show up. As someone who can't read the minimap AND kill people simultaneously, do you have any tips to help improve my game?

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@Nadeshot @RiotAzael I think I'm probably as good as I'll ever get... and my ceiling is not much higher than my floor.

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@GlennHowerton I know you can do a British accent, but how's your German? #nightcrawler #xmen #mcu #noleathercostumes

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@NBC @peacockTV @theofficetv
How is there not a @creedbratton prequel series yet? Who doesn't want to see how The Office's Creed became Creed? #creedfromtheofficenottheonefromrocky

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@ATVIAssist You should actively investigate who came up with the idea to release the MW2 remaster to only a portion your player base when people are quarantined at home in a pandemic and fire them.

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@CallofDuty @Activision - Everyone is stuck at home thanks to a worldwide pandemic and EVERYONE could use the distraction of a remastered CoD now. This is poor timing for a console exclusive, and pretty tone deaf IMHO.

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@Doritos @MountainDew @GameFuel Second morning waking up to find no code. Am I the only one who didn't get their #DoritosDewDrop ??

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@BarrySloane Tango down. Way down.

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@GameFuel Twelve hours and neither of your partners have responded. I'm counting on you to get my #DoritosDewDrop

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@MountainDew I hope you'll respond. @Doritos has apparently shunned me. #DoritosDewDrop

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@Doritos These are great! #DoritosDewDrop

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@UniversalEnt @UniversalPics What you're doing should be illegal. I'm trying to get a digital copy of a movie and you're selling me an empty loot box. 2/2

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@UniversalEnt @UniversalPics I'm not really a gambler l, so when I purchase a Blu-ray that says it includes a digital copy of a movie, I fully expect to be able to redeem it, not open a brand new package and have to check three websites to determine that the copy is expired. 1/2

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@knpfletcher @MNFPod I was going to recommend @CryptKeepPod before I even saw this. Alex and Addison will make you fall in love with another cryptid every episode.

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@realDonaldTrump One sided media coverage? But the news is filled with your jokes.
They're just not very funny.
Except the one about the wall. That one is priceless. #SNL

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Imagine a world where a movie can be judged on its merits rather than the insecurities of the people who will quietly download a shitty cam version so they can pretend they didn't want to see it. #CaptainMarvel #rottentomatoes