my roommate is such a dummy, doesn't she knows that if she falls asleep with her cute fapbait face and huge milkers hanging out that I'll have to stick my spergstick in her? its like totes ocd or autism. it's a medical condition! i just need to stick my goonrod in her pornlips 😖
Your parents told you not to bother coming home for the holidays this year but weirdly they invited your girlfriend, you weren't totally sure why till you got this text from your dad with the message "lol fap to it, cucky boy"