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Because I am hella interesting, right?

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Today I learned that my mom didn’t know her dishwasher had a filter in it, she’s had this dishwasher for years. I cleaned it for her & it was a thing of nightmares. If you have a dishwasher and also don’t clean the filter, pls don’t tell me & google how to remedy that problem.

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I’m just trying to profess my love of Bachelor Nation’s newest villain Erich and TikTok violates me. I know it’s a controversial opinion rn, but Erich if you are seeing this… hit me up.

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Thinking about changing my occupation on dating apps to a lie because I CANNNNNNNNOT deal with men boohooing about their weird dreams and emotional intelligence anymore. I’m a therapist, I’m not YOUR therapist.

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I had a hardcore goth masseuse which until yesterday I never considered to be possible. The squeak of her doc martens along with the stereotypical calm music was something else.

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How do I tell this man that he gave me the ick when I told him about neck pain and my visit to the chiropractor and he forced me to do posture exercises…. He also texted me a YouTube video the next day on posture exercises and followed up to see if I did them.

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@hulu can you please talk to CMT and start streaming Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making The Team? Thanks. @DCCheerleaders

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Do you ever show your pet baby pictures of themselves? Bc same.

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Update: I did some digging and I believe the band was actually Phil Lesh & Friends… I still feel old bc how does someone not know Green Day?

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I have a college aged client who was telling me about this very old band from “the 60s or 70s” that she HAD to listen to while working an event…. They said it was Green Day. I nearly cried at how old I felt.

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Men keep saying they like confidence, but I’m so confident…. that a man will never do something for me that I can’t do for myself.

Maybe that’s the wrong type of confidence?

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I don’t stand by a lot of things I said 12 years ago, but I stand by this.

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All of this bad in the world and the one person I want to cry to isn’t here. This past year has been the absolute worst.

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My baby boy (dog) was attacked at a dog park tonight and let me just tell you I sobbbed. He is perfectly fine, we got a lot of help getting the other dog away quickly and there was no blood drawn. I always said that if anything happened to Theo, I would die and I fucking mean it.

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Can someone tell my FBI agent that I don’t want any Father’s Day ads? It’s weird that they don’t know that already and it’s making me very unhappy.

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I’ve been putting more energy into socializing for the last week and let me tell you. I’m so exhausted, I can’t keep this up.

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I always tell my clients to add little bits of self care throughout the day. The nicest thing I do for myself is take myself to a morning workout while an iced coffee waits for me in my car for the drive home.

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@christtinnneee Block them

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@violinbee01 Yes

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The level of strength it took for me to not violently sob for an hour while my client told me about her dad in the hospital with cancer is UNMATCHED.

I don’t work with grief for a reason. I’m traumatized.

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Today I am in a particular mood. Just know if you talked to or seen your dad today, I don’t like you.

Try again tomorrow.