@EITMonline This reminds of me of TikTok videos of dermatologists at the beach. They were so covered up hardcore burka wearers would blush in comparison
@EITMonline I’ve been chronically online since 96 and I knew this would eventually become a movie in some way. IIRC the original story came from found footage of a group of people in an industrial area. The main dude trips and “clips” through the ground into what’s now called the backrooms
@EITMonline When I moved a decade ago the only ring available was a 50 pot box truck from Penske. They didn’t ask for a CDL nor did I have one to provide. It was so excessive I could have fit our previous house and our minivan with room to spare
@EITMonline I can’t wait for the heat to break because the last two nights have been like sleeping in a wading pool of sweat at 85°F. 2 week vacay? Nah, you stay with family, I’ll be spread eagle in my birthday suit on my cold hotel bed
@EITMonline My besties’ text tone is the meme “what’re you doing stepbro” sound. I’ll either respond immediately cuz the phone’s in my hand or glance, forget, then get back to it the next day. Also an ‘83 baby, don’t call me without a text unless it’s an absolute emergency. Talking? Ew.
@EITMonline I just stayed in a hotel, not Air B&B, and brought my own shampoo/conditoner. Don’t worry Elliot, I filled up the supplied conditoner bottle for the next guest
@EITMonline There’s someone with my same birthday, name, and same social security numbers (the last two are swapped). I’ve been so worried since middle school that person would be a bad person. I only know this cuz we were both in children’s hospital getting ear surgeries on the same day