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@EITMonline Starry Eyed Surprise. It’s very upbeat and always lifts my mood, but it makes me upset over Shifty not being around anymore.

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@EITMonline @DailyMail Mukbang? No thanks. Sukbang? Sign me up

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@EITMonline @people For future clarification Elliot could say “delyeeted” for something like this that results in death

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@EITMonline What’s not Christian about a tempting Monster energy drink? Could be worse, the tagline could be “swallow your savior” or something

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@EITMonline Based on my family members who went through menopause, “crab” is not the first four letter C word that came to mind.

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@EITMonline This reminds of me of TikTok videos of dermatologists at the beach. They were so covered up hardcore burka wearers would blush in comparison

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@EITMonline I’ve been chronically online since 96 and I knew this would eventually become a movie in some way. IIRC the original story came from found footage of a group of people in an industrial area. The main dude trips and “clips” through the ground into what’s now called the backrooms

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@EITMonline Camden Yards wouldn’t let my dad bring in a cooler of canned soda, but we could dump them into a big thermos and bring that in

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@EITMonline When I moved a decade ago the only ring available was a 50 pot box truck from Penske. They didn’t ask for a CDL nor did I have one to provide. It was so excessive I could have fit our previous house and our minivan with room to spare

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@EITMonline @DC101 @alt1021rva Giving the dimensions of sticker might help people visualize what envelope they need

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@EITMonline I drove my 86 Ranger without brakes for two years. Manual transmission bb. One pedal driving? How about one pedal, zero other options

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@EITMonline Just a reminder that Wranglers have that drain hole right below the driver’s seat so it was already piss ready

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@EITMonline I’d put money on them listening to fast paced jazz and slurping coffee like a Dyson vacuum that fell overboard

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@EITMonline I can’t wait for the heat to break because the last two nights have been like sleeping in a wading pool of sweat at 85°F. 2 week vacay? Nah, you stay with family, I’ll be spread eagle in my birthday suit on my cold hotel bed

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@EITMonline I feel the same about Arby’s

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@EITMonline By that I mean Ass Man, not the tag team intro

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@EITMonline Definitely Stone Cold for the wedding, BA Billy Gunn for the honeymoon

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@EITMonline My besties’ text tone is the meme “what’re you doing stepbro” sound. I’ll either respond immediately cuz the phone’s in my hand or glance, forget, then get back to it the next day. Also an ‘83 baby, don’t call me without a text unless it’s an absolute emergency. Talking? Ew.

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@EITMonline I just stayed in a hotel, not Air B&B, and brought my own shampoo/conditoner. Don’t worry Elliot, I filled up the supplied conditoner bottle for the next guest

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@EITMonline There’s someone with my same birthday, name, and same social security numbers (the last two are swapped). I’ve been so worried since middle school that person would be a bad person. I only know this cuz we were both in children’s hospital getting ear surgeries on the same day