demi lobatomy

Irish Sunburn Queen | she/her | ACAB

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@slay_braham Niche.

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*either of two certain current events

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if certain current events had gone differently i would’ve hosted a “Pig Out” party where we both have a lavish potluck and appreciate certain current events

[demi lobatomy @headlesschikn]

if certain current events had gone differently i would’ve hosted a “Pig Out” party where we both have a lavish potluck and appreciate certain current events

[demi lobatomy @headlesschikn]

@sexybeangenius NOT ENDING IT WITH HAGS

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So messed up that Kendrick called out Zendaya like that.

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im obviously gonna buy the liberal environmental detergent. and boy am I gonna smell like a liberal environmentalist.

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if i call my responsible friend to ask “should I do it?” and they don’t answer, i’m no longer responsible for my actions. i did my due diligence.

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no offense, im really tired of seeing the ad for zendayas threesome

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sperm eyebrows are gonna be a slay by fall 2024

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if I was the angel told Mary she was pregnant I would’ve said “be not afraid I bring tidings of great joy that I’ll tell you if I can hit your vape” and she would’ve had to let me hit it

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if I was a judge I’d sentence you to ‘letting me hit your vape please’

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if I had a tedtalk it would be titled “the single act of selflessness that will change your life” and then ask the audience if I can hit their vape

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i know i have bad taste in men but that’s just the way the coochie crumbles

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i love when a girl from high school finds jesus publicly on instagram. it feels so 2000s of her. like maybe the world will be alright.

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@GBR__RDJ all vacations are grippy sock vacations if you have socks with holes and mental illness

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making my own grippy socks by cutting small holes in the bottom so my skin makes it grippy. who needs the psych ward?

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when skinny boys stretch it’s like a free presentation on the human skeletal system

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tiki torches on all four bed posts so suitors (and the fire marshal) know i am not to be trifled with