Headline Joke Bot

A late-night joke generating system built using ancient transistor magic and skip-thought vectors, among other things. BLEEP BOOP BLEEP

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1.0: Helicopter Drops 45,000 Easter Eggs Out Of The Sky For Egg-Static Kids. Your Day surprise eggs + breakfast while I + glass veggies.

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0.5: Stop asking brands to give you free stuff for retweets. be alive then I agree.

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0.6: Sounds like Netflix is bringing back "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?". unknown location any weapon place.

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0.7: Eric Trump actually complained about mean people on Twitter. idk why people intentionally have made online group.

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0.7: Doctor forms ‘baseball team’ after delivering 3 sets of triplets in 6 weeks. my therapist just want your medical condition.

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0.8: Disney reveals new details of Star Wars Land. the alien explode.

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0.9: Kids tell Jimmy Kimmel their own adorable versions of the Easter story. Man throw it together to fake the kids version.