Mikeys

I swept the sandwiches AND Italian food category in jeopardy

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Back from twitter after a year! Did I miss anything?

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@pdunne321 @dannickx Wave hi to my pops he works on milk

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A manager at target just told a guy stocking the shelves that “let’s hurry this up every minute counts against us”

Buddy’s got Olympic fever

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@pdunne321

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Sir.. Mikey has the linen on

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Thank you LIVGolfBuff who joined twitter in *checks notes* December 2023.

[livgolfbuff @livgolfbuff]

Golf media is slobbering over this clip. Homa can feel whatever he wants with this, idc. However, I don’t care one bit about a guy who gets to play two more rounds while being 13 shots back. Good for Homa, but the overreaction from everyone else is odd.

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Homegoods is a gluttons paradise. Satans playground.

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@kmartceo @shoewizard59 @AlexDagAZ Classic fat Pete alonso

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I got stung by a bee in my ear at the lake today. Feeling brave. Thankfully this won’t get overshadowed by anything today

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No ones been right-er when they said Josh Rosen didn’t care bout football #goat #morecorrect

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Generational talent

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🎶 Gotmyheartache medication 🎶

[Lex Targaryen @alexissTyler]

My new life goal is to have my spouse bring me home made pasta while I swim in our backyard pool

[Austine @theereal_one]

Ngl, If I wake up hungover & one of the boys is cooking up something like this I’ll have no choice but to hug him from behind, kiss him on the cheek and tell him I love him.

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Menu tn: beer’n country music

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@ClydeTheGlide18 Fair

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Gonna make some dough soon. (Literal bread not money)

[junkbondinvestor @junkbondinvest]

Newark, New Jersey.

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@berner_heynow @mcginnis45 If you say it’s split the G, don’t talk to me

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Hose twitter stand up

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Hoses rule