Sofpeen Kraqers

This being consists mainly of holy water, space dust, and cornbread

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@To__Legit2Quit A little bit of fuckin around, a little bit of finding out. Beautiful technique though.

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@pattonoswalt I keep watching to get the technique right. Very clean.

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@_benjvmins_ Let these girls cover up their father's receding hairline genes if they want to. Help instead complaining about whos got too much forehead to hair ratio and what they should do about it.

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@RonnyJacksonTX Thank you @RonnyJacksonTX for being one of us. We also dont believe you should have to wash hands after going number 2. It helps to build the immune system and adds flavor to your food.

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@TMZ @billmaher should go to China personally and clear this whole thing up, his ego is big enough. He should do a show there maybe it would then be interesting enough to watch

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@GettyImagesNews @AlexKentTN @olsongetty "Please dont be too nice"

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@dalepartridge If they aren't educated that means they won't know enough law to fight back against those who manipulate them into being dumb enough to knock up a bimbo while hoping sky daddy gives me a better life on a camping trip. How can I reach my offshore accounts with no internet?

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I need a sugar mama who looks like Salma Hayek or Halle Berry. I keep getting offers from members of The Villages in Florida... gross

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@WalshFreedom Treat em like a junkie family member. Love them from a distance but watch yourself they've shown you what they are.

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@TravisPrasadCTV @CTVVancouver Has anyone tried molotovs to the gas tanks? Just saying it's getting cold out. Stickys and remotes...

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Cocaine parties at this pick of the week country clubs. Cuz what else are you gonna do on a Saturday?

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I cosplay being a white person at traffic stops. Plaid shirt Brad with a country club tag.

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@MercedesAMGF1 @NicholasLatifi But still if it took all this to beat Hamilyon what does it say about the character of the other drivers. Let Ham be great and let the desperate and despicable scrape the crumbs of Hamilton's wins to give their egos a taste, however pathetic it may be

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@MRSiGMA05 @levarburton @RatchetFriday Man I wish my identity was wrapped up in some organized boys club for men maybe then I could be a real boy too. Maybe women would even notice me... maybe

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@sixbravebulls @levarburton So hiding history from them to make them purposefully ignorant helps how? Better yet create a fake history to help with PR to cover up for atrocities? Let's all pause for #SantaClaus

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Will @nbcsnl Pete cause @kanyewest make a new 808 and Heartbreak pt. 2?

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News Alert: Ladies stop it with the gross butt jobs. Diaper-butt is NOT sexy. Say no to BBL and yes to cardio.

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@BigBoi Da whole thang is my jam. Gasoline dreams creating Xplosive spaghetti junction bombs over Baghdad's beautiful slums now that's gangsta shit

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Can you still improve yourself when you get to heaven or are you already perfect? Like in a 400m relay who wins if everybody's perfect?

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@LarryJuneTFM @Mo_J_Than_OJ Yeah but what about multiple good women hmmmm #buildyourteam