The Greatest Artist of the 21st century: (kanye) is back on X, & so am I ๐ซก
I AM THE GOAT of the Art World, making my epic comeback! Totes obvs. ๐จ
Now that I'm back on Twitter, or rather X, it has become clear to me that I didn't how to work it 10 years ago and I don't know how to work it now (the blue tick however looks quite nice though & Grok is pure quality craic! (i.e. Really good banter, fun at parties etc...) & the only person I converse with these days. @kanyewest has reaffirmed to me that being consistent in posting contrived guff and keeping to schedules is for the virgins & squares. We're here to fuck shit up with @elonmusk & @realDonaldTrump whilst posting nice artwork at the same time ๐จ๐ฅ๐
@GeorgeMich62771 Yes I'm currently in the process of moving studios and taking a stock check of all my artworks, updating my website and lots of other tedious stuff. Once listed I'll have them on https://t.co/gkB7mVe3Ec hopefully within the next week or so... thank your interest sir
Life hack: if you don't have any friend's or are restricted from social interaction but would like some, then just make them!
1. Stuff old clothes with more old clothes for the body.
2. Make the head (Hector here has a motor cycle helmet for a head)
3. Make sure to keep your new friend entertained by offering them chips n' dips, fine wine & cigarettes!
#lifehacks #art #artist
A tribute to the work of @hirst_official I didn't make the spade or the shovel, however I did come up with the concept & I hand-painted the calligraphy on them ๐ค #artmarket#fineart#artcollector
Saying goodbye to my old Studio, affectionately known to all whom visited it over 15 years as "The Gentleman's Club" Much art created & Manys a good time had in that establishment ๐จ๐ฅ
#ArtistOnX#artscotland#artstudio
Just gonna use Twitter as a sort of scrapbook or spider's web of my #artworks & what not, in no particular order. I'll leave/the curation for Instagram or some shit (like I even know how to work that either... YOLO!!! ๐ค๐ป๐#arehash_tags_still_at_thing?!? Asking for a friend, he's a #contemporaryart legend, "delusional alcoholic" & a *sigh* ๐ฎโ๐จ #millenial #OMG!!
Back when you'd "forget" to eat & sleep for over a week. Back when being a starving artist with Osama Binladen-esque facial hair would land you Female #cutandcolor priced haircuts for FREE, in fancy "grooming Salons" & multiyear modelling agency contracts that you didn't want or ask for but signed up for because of your love of #Guinness, impulsive decision making & being a positive YES-SIR-EE Man. Oh how times have changed ๐ค #ArtistOnX... Again... A once #beardmodel for @OlympusUK who got paid in literal pints of #Guinness.
Getting naked & freestyling a mural on the wall of my previous bedsit, sods law that there was a random inspection the day after ๐ ๐จ
#ArtistOnTwitter#artscotland#ArtisticExpression
@kanyewest@Cobratate To answer your original question I'm going to go with Sammy Davis Jr because I heard Anne Frank could neither sing nor dance for peanuts, could just be hearsay though. ๐ค
Hopefully not the Jew who got me banned off Facebook for posting this photograph of myself, alongside a painting I did of one of the most influential figures of the 20th century. It turns out photos & paintings (with no accompanying words) are also classed as "hate speech". Perhaps it goes deeper though...perhaps this Shylock had a hatred towards suspected Commies & did not like my painting of Charlie Chaplin simply because it's not in motion (this ain't Hollywood Spielberg, it's Scotland, we only just got the wireless last week) or perhaps it because Sir Charles isn't hanging from a giant clock or falling all over the place in his trademark bowler hat,cane & roller-skates.
Paintings of certain historical figures are considered offensive & can be classed as hate speech,...as there are no written opinions to say If I approved or disproved of Chaplin's seemingly eccentric & oddball behavior, there's no quote to say that I believe he was "a true maverick-24/7 thinking-out-of-the-box-unorthodox-visionary" There's just ignorant, attention seeking crybaby's who take everything well out of context with nothing but pure speculation. As a famous Austrian once said " ICH TAT ES FรผR DA'S LULZ " Anyway the painting is yours if you want it @kaynewest... I want someone to have it who appreciates art, culture and not taking all the bullshit in-between too seriously ๅ