Dale

[Dale @headphonephile]

@GOGOSuperJoe @FranmilsEyebrow Apparently deleted the original tweet from the thread too!! Can’t stand by his own bullshit on Twitter. These fucking amateurs 😂 Like at least with Boston and Yankees fans there’s some edge and humor, these people are Karen’s personified

[Dale @headphonephile]

@GOGOSuperJoe @FranmilsEyebrow Dude, these fucking simpletons in Cleveland, Hollllly Shit. Did this all cause I was bored eating lunch and you woulda thought I kicked their dog. The most insecure fucking Nancy’s—I just thought we were having a good time. Just fucking detonate Cleveland already, woof.

[Dale @headphonephile]

Yes, you like Chicago bc it’s not a de-industrialized rust belt wasteland that has been left for dead.

You’re right, I do like trolling and in sincerity I like triggering Cleveland fans bc it’s funny. I really hold no ill will against any city or people in the Midwest. This is almost purely for the laughs

[Dale @headphonephile]

@retricrock @FranmilsEyebrow It’s a choice if you’re from Cleveland and a fact if you’re from any other legitimate city.

[Dale @headphonephile]

@floopyquinn @CalTh1726 @focusedonjrod @FranmilsEyebrow That’s literally the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. No one outside of Cleveland will ever look back on the history of baseball and give a fuck about the 2014 or whatever year Indians/Guardians. This is a larger, systemic problem with the AL central—no one else gives a shit.

[Dale @headphonephile]

@Brantleyfan23 Enjoy the lifelong virginity, dude.

[Dale @headphonephile]

@DidTheGuardsWin @claudeai No, I had to query an income tax issue, look at the date chap. I know income isn’t something you specialize in when you live in a poverty zone, but real city folk have to make those considerations. Such is life.

[Dale @headphonephile]

@claudeai are you going to make an announcement on when the system will be back up and running?

[Dale @headphonephile]

@FranmilsEyebrow I guess I’ll have to explain this in the simplest terms bc maybe they didn’t do that at Cleveland State or John Carrol: THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS WINNING IT ALL, particularly in a terrible division like this one, actually especially because of it. Everything else is noise.

[Dale @headphonephile]

@snobleuher @FranmilsEyebrow You would be so lucky to get one to the cranium from a Chicago bullet. Would be like winning the lottery in Cleveland.

[Dale @headphonephile]

@beelieveland @FranmilsEyebrow Nah, you Cleveland people are like fairy tale simpletons. I can do this in my sleep. Literally, it’s a joke and you’re a joke.

[Dale @headphonephile]

@beelieveland @FranmilsEyebrow Yes, says the “believeland” account. Did you come up with that handle at the special needs class or was it while you were on the custodial shift at Swensons?

[Dale @headphonephile]

@PhilMTweets @FranmilsEyebrow Hey Phil, the only GAPING PUSSY I hear is your moms flapping in the Lake Erie breeze.

[Dale @headphonephile]

@cooperh1cks @FranmilsEyebrow Is that what you huff to keep from blowing your brains out in your moms Shaker Heights basement?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

New reporting reveals Susan Collins promised a defense contractor tens of millions of dollars worth of government contracts in exchange for a $150,000 campaign donation.

The FBI was ready to investigate Collins for bribery until Trump returned to office and purged the agents working on the case.

[Daemar @daemarrrr]

The guy that had a kid arrested and expelled from school for throwing pennies at him is calling someone else soft LMFAOOOOOO

[Nick Gerli @nickgerli1]

A mass homebuyer exodus is hitting Miami.

Transactions have fallen 47% from their pandemic peak.

From 3,600 in August 2021.

To only 1,900 in August 2026.

This represents the lowest sales activity Miami-Dade has seen since the end of the last housing crash.

In fact, sales today are about 25% below pre-pandemic norms.

The reason this is happening is because locals in Miami cannot afford the prices.

The typical mortgage payment in Miami-Dade, inclusive of taxes and insurance, is $5,000/month.

While the local median income is only $80,000.

The math simply doesn't make sense, and buyers are locked out as a result.

Zoom in to your ZIP to see sales and price data at https://t.co/JaiX2V5pFK