Sharpy

Life is short, so live it to the full.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Pigeons can actually remember humans by face - If you chase one away, it will avoid you during later encounters.

[Her Notebook @GirlsNoteBook]

do u ever pretend like u didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed..

[Sharpy @headroom27]

Has ate way too much today, feels like I may explode soon.

[Sharpy @headroom27]

I survived 2000. I survived 6/6/6. I survived 11/11/11. I even survived the Bieber Fever epidemic. So dear 2012, Come at me bro!

[Sharpy @headroom27]

Laughter is always the best medicine... unless you have diarrhea!

[Sharpy @headroom27]

If a girl leans towards you, kiss her. If a girl's hand is free, hold it. And if she's upset, hug her till she's okay!

[Sharpy @headroom27]

Never give up on something you really want. It’s difficult to wait, but worse to regret.

[Sharpy @headroom27]

That awkward moment when your walking down the stairs and think theres another step and you hulk stomp the ground.

[Sharpy @headroom27]

We all make mistakes. Don't let that be the reason you give up on somebody.

[Sharpy @headroom27]

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[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

If strippers can be called exotic dancers, then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.

[Facts Teen! @dreamsonteens]

Someday I'm going to meet someone, someone who won't leave.