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I am 911. I don't run into danger to save people. I just hear voices.

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

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[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

If your 2 year old has called 911 20+ times from an uninitialized phone for the 2nd night in a row, you bet your sweet butt I'm sending an officer to talk to you. Do not give babies your old phones! #dispatchlife #911dispatcher #911operator #police

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

Can everyone calling in for shots fired remember that the 4th of July is in 2 days? Thank you, byeeee. #dispatchlife #911dispatcher #911operator #4thofjuly

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

Proud and excited for September 1st and I will be able to join the ranks of Texas first responders. #911dispatcher #FirstResponders #dispatchlife

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

Officer calls out on a "loose animal" call. Clears a moment later. Clearance notes: "Observed turtle in roadway. Removed turtle and placed safely in the grass. Clear; no report." I ❤ my officers! #dispatchlife #911dispatcher #policedispatch #police

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

Do you bid for weekends off or holidays off? #dispatchlife #911dispatcher #911operator #police

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

My agency is about to do shift bid and I will no longer have a day off with my wife 😫. The trade off is I will get Thanksgiving and Christmas off. Is it worth it? #dispatchlife #911dispatcher #911operator

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

To the man who complained on me after I put him on hold: the suicidal man with a gun in his hand was safely transported to the hospital because I prioritized his call over yours. You were calling about a door to door salesman. #getalife #911dispatcher #dispatchlife

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

If I tell you to take down our non emergency number, and you say go ahead, and when I start to give you the number you say "wait, let me get a pen," Imma come thru that phone to learn you a thing. #dispatchlife #911dispatcher

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

Someone ringing your doorbell is not a reason to call 911. Someone knocking on your door is not a reason to open the door with a gun and shoot that person point blank. The hell is wrong with you??? #911dispatcher #dispatchproblems #DispatchLife

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

Filling in as a trainer and the phones blow up. Armed robbery at a Steinmart. Of course my trainee answers the call from someone with NO information 🤦‍♀️#dispatchproblems #911dispatcher #dispatchlife

[Marathon Monster @RaisingLasVegas]

Quick reminder about April Fools Day; It’s never cool or acceptable to prank 911.
Infact misuse of 911 is a punishable crime, yes even if it is April Fools Day.
Thanks.

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

@WingsWoody Here it's a felony and it hardly gets dropped. But this is the area where people attend the Church of America and the Military soooo....

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

On vacation and I still can't turn work brain off. I've only been a dispatcher for 4 years. What's wrong with me???? #dispatchlife #911dispatcher

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

Answered a 911 call to hear a woman choking and coughing. She was unable to speak. Used a phone ping to confirm address pulled from ani/ali. Got FD there in time to remove obstruction. #goodday #911dispatcher #dispatchlife #911emergency

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

So glad I work in a state where it's a legitimate question to ask "Was that fireworks or gunshots?" #NYE2019 #dispatchlife #911dispatcher #police

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

Please do not call 911 because the store will not take your return. Trust me, that is not an emergency. It is called Christmas. #stopabusing911 #dispatchlife #911dispatcher

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

3/3 3rd Citizen calls in suspicious "Arab man in a turban" because "you know what's going on in the world" and "you can never be too careful." Male is a Sikh out for a walk in his own neighborhood. #dispatchlife #911dispatcher #racism

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

2/3 2nd citizen calls in a suspicious vehicle that "is always driving around the neighborhood" occupied by Hispanic male. Vehicle is registered to an address on the citizen's street. #dispatchlife #911dispatcher #racism

[This is dis-bitch @headsetheroics]

1/3 Citizen calls in suspicious activity because a Black family is moving into the house next door. Claims they are dealing drugs. No drug activity is observed by citizen. Only proof is "they play hood music at night." #dispatchlife #911dispatcher #racism