Dusty

Born to lose, out to lunch. ♠️

[Dusty @headtowalll]

Definitely wanna still see Big Mac have to shave, but for S&Gs you could always take a picture of him and ask ChatGPT to remove his facial hair… Just saying. 👀@CartonShowWFAN @craigcartonlive @CMacWFAN

[Dusty @headtowalll]

Dawg @PicoDe_Gallo with the Turnstile bumper 😤 my man pots and pan

[Dusty @headtowalll]

Although, odds are @EvanRobertsWFAN has never seen the movie so this may be a moot point. 😑

[Dusty @headtowalll]

Omg @EvanRobertsWFAN @EvanandTikiWFAN 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/QAKpoM5Uec

[Dusty @headtowalll]

Sorry listening with a bit of delay but this was my first thought. 😂 @ShaunMorash @tommylugauer

[Dusty @headtowalll]

@Alsboringtweets a friendly reminder as summer approaches. #benny

[Dusty @headtowalll]

Tweeting this directly at @Alsboringtweets in case he forgets because it’s my job to remind him:

You are always and forever a try-hard poser and above all, a benny. Stay out of Asbury Park you archaic, regressive dork.

[Dusty @headtowalll]

Ok I’ve seen enough back to the pen with this nerd. #Mets #NYM #OpeningDay

[Dusty @headtowalll]

You wanted to be a starting pitcher soooo bad. THROW. A. STRIKE. #mets #NYM #OpeningDay

[🇯🇲 Quinn 🌿🦍🌿 @__Quinn510__]

Men with daughters who voted Trump, yall are really, really bad fathers.

[Dusty @headtowalll]

Tweeting this directly at @Alsboringtweets in case he forgets because it’s my job to remind him:

You are always and forever a try-hard poser and above all, a benny. Stay out of Asbury Park you archaic, regressive dork.

[Dusty @headtowalll]

@Alsboringtweets You are always and forever a try-hard poser benny. Please stay out of Asbury Park you archaic, regressive dork.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I've never received so many prayers from atheists.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Dusty @headtowalll]

@Alsboringtweets Because some people have to work real jobs during the week and would prefer the weekend cause they have kids and/or responsibilities to go home to on a day to day basis after working 40+ hours. I know this is hard for a benny who sits in front of a microphone to understand.

[Dusty @headtowalll]

The fox broadcast of #NYMvsLAD has played the Grateful Dead going into like 5 commercial breaks so far. Do they not know the Dead are from San Fran? GTFO, nerds. Y’all are corny. @FOXSports

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Kodai Senga’s reaction to the Lindor grand slam 😭

[Dusty @headtowalll]

@SNY_Mets This man was born to be a Met.

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

say it back

[Dusty @headtowalll]

BING BOOOOONG @Philly_Mays

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Love you Maxy. Please stay. No Bing Bong.

jk YOU BLEW IT BING BONG

[Dusty @headtowalll]

@SpikeEskin