Alexa

don't take me too seriously

[Alexa @healey_alexa]

@joshhart @_shannondesiree Shes a baddie, you’re a baddie, let’s connect, let’s work, let’s bring @antonysimos_ to MSG 🔌🔌

[꩜ @laylology]

imagine if carrie bradshaw learned the word "situationship"

[30 Year Old Napkin Destroyer @__godshapedhole]

Sorry for freaking out earlier man, didn’t realize everything would be ok

[alaska ★彡 @onlinegirlie]

oh girl you would not believe

[Jeremy Schneider @jeremyschneider.bsky.social @J_Schneider]

No one dumped anything, pasta is indigenous to the woods of New Jersey

[Ellie Goulding @elliegoulding]

Where are they all

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

bitch I’m a cancer all I do is feel everything and notice everything

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

time to pick out a bottle of wine based on my rigorous process (cutest label at the cheapest price)

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

when i have 2 cocktails and smoke a joint I start acting like Jennifer Coolidge

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

wdym eating the skin off my lip doesn’t count as eating lunch

[Jarod Facundo @dorajfacundo]

Your mid 20s is learning that New Jersey is actually this country's crown jewel

[kim @lunakimm]

the E in my name stands for Everything you’ve ever wanted

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

I know my father head mad cold rn

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm